- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Free

what unique about 3 red signs and 1 blue sign right next to eachother? there all the same colors!!!!except for the blue sign.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

Someone asked me "What rhymes with Orange?" I replied "Door hinge." He punched me.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

what did one tree say to the other spruce up actually nothing because trees can't talk

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Two in the front, three in the back, and 278 in the ash tray/\.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

Your mom is so stupid that she was unable to make it into the college of her choice.

What's did the lizard cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

How do you shock a child? Attach a metal pole to them while there is a storm

What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

Knock Knock Who's there? Max. Max who? Max who starts his greeting with, "In accordance with Megan's law"

How do you stop a lumberjack? You thrust a javelin through his lungs

There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

what did the home less man get for chrismas? cancer.

What is not a car park? Clash of clans

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Why'd the blonde jump out the window? To kill herself

Why is the world going to end on 9 December 2014? I don't know why, but IT IS

where did little Suzie go after the bomb went off? Everywhere.

What's black and white all over and has a mouth? A Zebra

OMG SOHPIE IS SOOOOO GREAT AT BLOWING Josh Brown xoxo

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