Have you see stevie wonders house? No. Neither has he.

What do you do when you do what the do is the do for the do to do what you're doing that's done for what she did if you didn't do what not to do? ^error

Whos better at Hide and go Seek, Anne Frank or Osama Bin Laden? -Why dont you tell me, they're both dead !

Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

why did your mum die young because she had canser

what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

Peas

Do you know what a rhino really is? It is a really fat and oversized unicorn

Man 1: my wife has lovley perfume. She smells like a peppermint cream. Man 2: Yeah, I know, I spent eight hours shagging her last night.

Inspirational story: There once was an ugly old man who was so ugly everyone died. The end -Matt

Why did rachels computer break ? Because she was using it in the road and got hit by a bus

There were 50 koreans; half of them liked gangnam style but the other half didn't. Why didn't the other half like gangnam style? They were north koreans.

Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

what kind of dog can tiptoe

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

What's going to happen you? Your going to die just like everyone else in the world. Don't laugh, it's not funny

Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a short term memory Roses are red

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

THis guy went into the bathroom with a girl in the middle of party and they started having sex but then the guy has to pee so he does... and then he leaves the bathroom and goes back to the party

Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

Anti Joke

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