- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

Q: What did the Lone Ranger say when he saw his horse coming? A: Here comes my horse.

Why did the plane crash? Because he pilot was a loaf of bread

You're on a bus and the driver is black, you're white friend turns to you and says, We're gonna have a race on the highway!

You know what's good for shoulder pain? If you ice on for 20 minutes then off for 20 minutes repetitively three times a day

What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

Three men walk into a bar. One of them is not planning to consume alcohol because they are responsible and he is the designated driver.

I would very much love to meet you again Erron, call me sometime I do not care how you get my number.

Poker? I barely even know her.

Optimus Prime: "GIVE ME YOUR FACE!" Shockwave: "Illogical. I have no face." Optimus Prime: "Then GIVE ME YOUR EYE!" RIPP

How do you drown a blonde? Intentionally attempting to drown anyone, regardless of their hair color, is murder which is illegal and morally wrong to do.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Jeffery Dahmer. Oh, good, you're finally here!

Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

What's fat, gay, and ugly. A fat, gay, and ugly guy.

What did the mother say to her son? Nothing, she was dead.

Knock Knock The guy opens the door

What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

Why was the boy dead? The boy was hit by a bus ran over by a train and stabbed to death by a murderer then put into a grinder for a meal for the murderer.

Knock Knock Whos there? Your mom My mom died three years ago, please go away while i cry.

why did 9/11 poop on a condominium? fuk

Why did the chicken cross the road? Systemic oppression.

Why did the black guy sing? Cause he can sdf sdfsd f sdf ds f sd fsd f sd f ds g sdfgh fsh sdf h dfsg dfs g df gdfgdf g d yeah thats right

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