What is Kanye West's favorite type of sea-food? Lobster Bisque with a side of french fries.

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mario squashes another goomba when his wife hears of this he kills her 3 children with a gun and hangs herself.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The Police. Your family is dead...

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being hit by a plane.

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Q: Why couldn't the skeleton go to the party A: He had a boner

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Why was Mr. Smith always so sad at the block party? His uncle molested him as a child, when he was 10 he finally told his mother. His mother and father later fought if they should tell the police, the mother wanted him to go to jail, and the dad didn't want to ruin his family because the uncle was his brother, and the uncle had children. Right before his mother would call the police his father stabbed her in the back, mr smith saw what happened. Him and his father hid his mothers body and mr smith"s dad told him if he tells anyone about this he will kill him. Years later when mr smith was 13 he went on drugs to ease the pain, he later became an addict, and dropped out of school. He know suffers from depression and has killed all 3 of his wives. He is wanted in many middle eastern countries. So when ever he goes to sleep he has the same dream were him mom offers him pot and right before he gets it his dad stabs her in the back. So know mr smith is sad at the block party because he will kill himself later tonight.

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A blind man walks into a book store. He asks if they have any books in Braille. The employee says "Yes! Many you haven't even seen before!"

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What's worst then finding a worm in your apple Eating it.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue You wouldn't know that Cause you're a dog.

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roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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What is white and long? A New York winter

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A: knock knock B: who's there A:come in B:come in who?

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Why couldn't Jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

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roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

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What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

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What did the duck say? Nothing. Everyone knows that ducks can't talk.

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Q: What's DNA? A: The National Dyslexic Assosiation.

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I'm a psychic. Don't believe me? Think of any number between 1 and 20. Got it? Your number is 17. Please comment if I got it right

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Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

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"I have a job perfromance review today!" Earl told his wife. "Good luck, I will make you a special dinner tonight," Melinda, his wife, responded.

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family.

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WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS ROAD?!!! cause he was silly

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Why do cows say moo? Because it's a cow

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