Why did Michael Jackson retire from basketball? Michael Jackson never played basketball, but was nonetheless one of the most successful musicians to ever live.

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How do you know when your pizza is ready? When the oven timer goes off, indicating that it is done.

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Yo mama so short, she developed a debilitating neck problem from having to look up at people when talking to them.

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There is a bunch of penguins and they fall of a cliff

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Q. Why did the child's mother tell him to clean his room? A. Because his room was messy.

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Why did the kids all eat their homework? Probably because they were starving to death and there was no other food source available.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

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whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

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hers a joke... japanese people

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Predators face looks like what? Pussy.

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What do Barbra Streisand and Danny Glover have in common? Nothing.

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A duck walks into a bar- nope, just chuck testa...

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If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

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Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

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What do you get when you cross black man and a Hispanic woman A child that is a combination of both ethnic groups

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My friend is a famous actor. Fooled you! I have no friends.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus. Why did the bus crash? It hit a boy eating an ice cream cone.

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What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

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You look like Susan Boyle f**ked Snooki and then got hit by a truck.

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What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

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Oh NOES! She does worry about me! YOU MUST APOLOGIZE! Relax, the body has two sources of happy drugs, one is the sweet calm stuff I am really bad at, and the other comes with adrenaline and stuff, the name of which I do not remember, both are important, but yeah, I am a thrill seeker, and when I do not find them, I make a thrill out of whatever I got, whatever that means.

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What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

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THE LOVE SHACK IS A LITTLE OLD PLACE WHERE WE CAN GET TOGETHER!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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