If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

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a guy walks into a bar.. ouch

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Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: The Cop.

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What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

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What's worse than sitting through a boring class? Sitting on a bus that a terrorist is about to blow up.

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cerleb i wrote the one about melons!

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Why was the boy dead? The boy was hit by a bus ran over by a train and stabbed to death by a murderer then put into a grinder for a meal for the murderer.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Even though I can't tell Because I am color blind

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what do you call a black person who flies a plane? a pilot, you racist

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why was the kid laying in the middle of the baseball field? he was shot in the face then mauled by a bear.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "why the long face?" The horse replies "my whole family was killed in 911... And I used the money I got from life insurance to get plastic surgery to always have a smile on my face. My doctor botched the surgery, so now my face is elongated. Even for a horse, of course."

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What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed Awwww sheeeeeeet!

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Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

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My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad your whole family isn't dead from a fatal car accident?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well why wouldn't it?

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i quit soccer because science happened and then i forgot how to screw in a lightbulb

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You know what he said? How did you know what he said?

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Why did the black man have a gun in his hand? He was crossing through a dangerous neighborhood and was offering protection to himself and his family.

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What happened when the white man went to Nigiria? He turned gray.

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Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree? No

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Want to know how the dyslexic man with no left arm and no left leg? All left

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What's Great and Danish? The Great Dane Kane.

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Anti Joke

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