- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you have a dinosaur, how many bicycles do you need to do your homework? Yes, because chewing gums would ask if Greg can go to the handball match.

What's worse than dieing? Not much.

roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

Why did the girl fall of her bike? Because she got hit by a fridge!

what did the homeless man say to the stranger? nothing, he let he let his gun do the talking

How many people does it take to paint an elementary school red? 27.

Why wasnt the black man entitled to a social welfare cheque? Because he made quite good money at a nearby hospital, where he worked as a doctor

A: I accidentally shot my sister with a rifle! B: you don't have a sister? A: exactly

Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

Hey Bill, did you know we have a black guy in our family tree? Really? Yeah, he's still hanging there

Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

How did the cookie monster die? Diabidies

A lawyer walks into a bar, and due to the repercussions of severe head trauma was never able to do so again.

hes climbing in your window, hes snatching your people up. Hes a fireman.

Why did Gina laugh? Because something was funny.

What do gay horses eat? Horse dick.

mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

So I want to write an Anti-Joke, so I go to the write your own tab and see in the security code box: Which one is a country- fried rice or fried chicken. C'mon, it's definitely fried rice.

What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

What's the difference between a hipster and a steaming pile of shit? Many things.

So, a monkey walks ino a bar... I can't remember the rest of the joke, but your mother is a whore.

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