A successful, articulate, charming, well mannered, rich, young man walks into a bar.... Every night

I used to be into necrophilia, bestiality, and sado-masochism; but then I realized I was just beating a dead horse.

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

A mermaid found a magic lamp at the bottom of the ocean. She rubbed it and a cat with 9 lives came out so he didn't drown.

what's the worst part about owning a prius? telling your parents you're gay

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side.

I find Holocaust jokes hilarious, Anne Frankly I know a few...

What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

What is better than tissues? Correct!

I like my wine like I like my children... Eight years old and locked in a cellar

What do you call a white sheep with no legs? A cloud What do you call a black sheep with no legs? A shit.

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

an irishman an american and a jihadist get a plane were did they go right through my house

Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: The Cop.

Omar the Magnificent is performing a huge magic show at a theater in New York City. His final trick will be to have his assistant saw him in half in front of the sold out crowd. Omar never knew how other magicians perform the trick. The crowd of hundreds watches Omar's assistant brutally murder him onstage and many require mental therapy for years to come.

a guy walks into a bar.. ouch

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock *Who's there* Not Sally

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What is better than a Beer? Two Beers.

You know what's good for shoulder pain? If you ice on for 20 minutes then off for 20 minutes repetitively three times a day

Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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