- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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suzy took a bath with bubbles what?......... I'm sure bubbles is a nice guy

lil billy wuz killed cuz of hiz relijuz beliefz

Why did the man ask the IPhone to marry him He was smoking weed

What do you call a really bad band? One with a poor guitar player, a bad bass player, sloppy drums, obnoxious vocals, and all of the songs sound the same. Or Nickelback.

How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

How does Justin Bieber remove a condom? he farts

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Relizing its a used tampon covered with blood.

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad this joke is over?

what is red, white, and spins around real fast? a baby in a washing machine

why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

Q. What do you call a gay bar with no bar stools? A. A gay bar

Knock knock. Who's there? Never mind that. I have a gun and your child. Come out with all your valuables and he won't get hurt.

Ask me if I'm God.. Dude, we all know you're not God.

A midget, a nun, and a kangaroo walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

what's the difference between a lion and an ostrich? they are both birds, a part from the lion

Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

What did the traffic light say to the car? Bye.

How do you teach a blond how to cook? You give her a cookbook, a kitchen, and maybe turn Paula Dean's show on.

why is ginger kid so sad? Because his all family was killed

What's the difference between a battered woman and a regular woman. There is absolutely no difference...

what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Depends on the car.

So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

What did Jim do after the police gave him a ticket? He followed them home and used their children's limbs to rape them.

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