- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So I want to write an Anti-Joke, so I go to the write your own tab and see in the security code box: Which one is a country- fried rice or fried chicken. C'mon, it's definitely fried rice.

Roses are red Violets are blue I tryed to hang myself But my neck qad to fat

why was the boys t.v broken? because he through it out the window

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

What do you call it when you have sex with a black man? Sex

Suicide isn't the answer, it's just the solution. -by Ross

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Whats worse than losing your phone? Buying a new one and then losing that

What is yellow and white and goes 150 miles down a railroad track? a duck.

I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

What's funny? A joke. What's funnier than a joke? Two jokes.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The first is a person of the Jewish Faith and the other is a popular item of food.

girl. have you seen my duck man. yes he is with me right now girl rely you have him man. yes in my diner girl. d.i.c.k. man.f u

What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

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Knock Knock! "Use the friggin' doorbell!"

Women's rights.

How many times have I said the word shingles? twelve.

What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

A woman walked into a bar. She dragged her drunk husband off his stool and left.

What do you do with a wombat? Allow it to freely express instinctive behaviour in its natural habitat.

When geese migrate, why is one side of the V longer than the other? There are more birds on that side.

An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

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