- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Billy fall off the tree? Why? Because he had no arms or legs. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy

Did you here about the 2 guys who wanted to go to Paris? They didnt go!

A man finds out he was molested by his father as a child.

your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

Wha do you call a couple with aids? 2 pepole who need immediate health treatment.

Your mama so fat That she suffers from heart disease

quinn knows four other quinns but he ruined my life so he tells me to stop because im ruining this website but i disagree and now he is trying to tell me a joke and im not listening he is still trying but i don't care because i hate him,

What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

September 11 was the 9/11 of all terrorist attacks.

Why does the fat kid no longer have friends? He died after falling out of a tree.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? Twister

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

Hey babe, do you like water, because I have water.

Why did the black man lose his leg? Because he was kidnapped and tortured.

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

.why did 6 hate 7 and 8? because they were blocking her from 9!

What's the difference between an alligator and an argyle sweater? There are far too many conceivable differences between the two objects to be able to give an actual definite variance between them.

Why do showers have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers

What's read,bubbly and looks out the window? A baby in a microwave

Whats worse than one bee? Two bees. Whats worse than two bees? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bees.

Why are women such horrible drivers? Their hair gets in the way.

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