- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What Did Gretel say to Hansel? Stop having sex with Ariana Grande!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the turkey was in the oven and all the farm animals thought the chicken could run the errands in his place just fine.

Your mother is so poor she doesn't have any money!

Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

Why did George Bush climb the Statue of Liberty? I'm not sure, as this incident is not covered in any of the myriad books written about his administration.

Friends are just like trees. They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Roses are gray Violets are gray I really wish That I wasn't color blind

Jesus on the cross promised he would return rite? So three days later he returns in ghost form and leaves. So why people still waiting for him? He returned and left already! (Lack of Moral?): The third coming: this summers blockbuster hit!

what do you get if you cross a retard with ruddell? andrew ruddel

Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

A man walked into a bar. He got drunk and left.

dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

"Do you like pie?" "No." "Do you like blueberries?" "No." "I have something you won't like." "Is it a blueberry pie?" "No, I shagged your wife last night".

Q-What happens when you grow tomatoes in Kansas on an odd number year when its an average of 398degrees Kelvin ? A-You eat em

A Priest, a Rabbi and a Shaman walk into a bar. The Bartender looks at them and says "What is this a Joke?"

What's tall, has a really long neck, and eats leaves? My tall vegan neighbor's giraffe

Your feet are so big your gonna need bigger shoes.

Q: What is every blonde's ambition? A: To be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet.

A black man, a mexican man, and a caucasian man, walk into a bar with handguns. The three break out into a gun fight and everyone is killed in the cross-fire

Josh Moran sticks CD's up his dick to see how fun it is to give a boy anal.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??