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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the mailman say hi to you? He was trying to be friendly

name one pop artist who's better than Michael Jackson that's really hard. there's so many

So the question i got asked in order to post this was: Which one is easiest? and I thought to myself, the slutty one, obviously!!

What do you call Madeline McCann at the bottom of the sea? Drowned Madeline McCann.

what do You call a white man killing a black man? a accident

I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

so a baby seal walks into a club, the bouner immedietly kicks the seal out because it is too young to be in a club and also.....itsa seal

What do you call the branch of Science that separates the organism's race? RACISM

Obama holds the most records for Multikills with Drones. Mu-mu-muuuultiiikilllll.

Once upon a time there was a boy who got ran over by a truck. No one cared.

What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

What is red and has wheels? Grass, I lied about it being red and having wheels.

What happened to the boy who crossed the road without looking both ways? He was abducted by aliens.

Why did the fat kid rob a pizza shop? Because he happened to like pizza.

How do Germans treat the Jewish? Kindly, and with much hospitality.

Guy 1: So how did you get into hospital Guy 2: I was drinking near my computer Guy 1: So why did it explode? Guy 2: (Doesn't reply)

i had a dream last night;) it was sad because you lived but then i dreamed up a bus and made it hit you. i had a dream last night;) you died

If the Trojan Horse was a deadly deception, is it My Lethal Phony?

Tilt your screen back .

Stop looking at these jokes and go fuck yourself.

Why cant Joe drive his tractor? Because he doesn't have any arms or legs. Why doesn't Joe have any arms or legs? BECAUSE JOE IS A POTATO.

Asexuals aren't known for f***ing around.

A kid who lost parents is called an orphan and a wife who lost her husband is called a widow. What do you call parents who lost their child? Free on the Weekends.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had heard this joke so many times that it drove him so mad that he grabbed an ice cream, stepped into the road, and was hit by a bus, purposely adding an ironic effect to his death.

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