Why did Jack like oranges? - Penis

Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

What is black and bad for your teeth? A cannon ball

knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

What's grey and can't fly? A castle

how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

A man walks into a bar. Ow

Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

Why did the black guy die... Herpees he didn't practice safe sex

A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

I am a mime

man 1.have u sen my girl friend man 2. yes man 1. rely man 2. no man 1. dick

The Lord said to John: "Go forth and receive eternal life" But John went fifth... So he won a toaster

What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The first is a person of the Jewish Faith and the other is a popular item of food.

A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room without dinner.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

"George? I wanna tend da wabbits, George" - Lennie Smalls

What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

It's that time of the month again... ...to cut my toenails.

Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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