- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the kid poop his pants? He was a baby

How can you know your roommate is gay? His dick has the taste of shit

Why did the boy eat the hedgehog? Because it made his mouth bleed,

Why did the boy get hit by a bus? Because he was standing in front of the bus.

Confucius says... He with whom neither slander that gradually soaks into the mind, nor statements that startle like a wound in the flesh, are successful may be called intelligent indeed.

Cat ate a battery, did volts.

What do a grape and an airplane have in common? They both have wings! except not the grape.

whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

what are you mike bibby?

A bus with 12 black guys is driven off a cliff. What is the sad part of this story? ... Our beloved president was not involved.

What did Harry Potters owl say to Harry Potter? delivowe for hawwy potter!

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They then proceed to bake into tasty pastries which are then eaten for snacks or maybe a light breakfast.

A rooster lays an egg on the tip of a roof. Which side does it fall to? Roosters don't lay eggs

Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

The feds ruined the first underground, so in order for this to not happen you joined them?

What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

How do you stop the neighbors from calling the police when you play your music too loud? Kill them and use their bodies as noise insulation

There was a chicken. It squarked.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

A man walks into a bar falls into the street and gets run over. It was very tragic

Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

this is an anti joke so it has no punch line :D

A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

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