- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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All the planets are named after gods Ours is named after dirt....

A brunette child with a blond mother is crying. Why? Because his father was just mauled by a Scandinavian dragon.

OMG SOHPIE IS SOOOOO GREAT AT BLOWING Josh Brown xoxo

What's black and white all over and has a mouth? A Zebra

How did Mary fall off the swing? She got hit by a fridge.

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

Yo mommas so fat that when people look at her they say things like "shes bigger than me"

whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

Q: What did the crippled deaf kid get for Christmas? A: A motorised wheelchair and a cochlear implant. Good for him.

A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

The word "Walter" is never funny.

How many dogs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. Dogs don't have thumbs.

What is Blue, Pink, and Green, and sometimes sparkles when wet? Grass. I lied about the Blue and Pink to throw you off...because I can.

What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

Wha'ts the difference between Justin Beiber and a piece of hot muff garbage? Fart triscuits.

Why was the dentist sent to jail? Because he committed a crime.

What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

Dwarf Shortage

H2O corndogs running around naked CC

Q: what's worse then stubing yout toe? A: getting raped by godzilla

whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

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