Why couldn't the girl talk... she chocked to death -Alan Davis

The FCC

Did the Jewish surgeon charge extra for circumcisions? Nope, he just kept the tips

Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

I have cancer. And you're next.

Who did sally vote for in 1920 Nobody woman couldnt vote until 1928

this isn't an anti joke but you guys remember teletubbies?

What do you call a black person who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

What do you call the Flintstones if they were black? N****rs

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he is quite wealthy.

An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

Hi I'm Ben What's your name? I forgot. Hi "I forgot" what's your name? Ben

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Why does Jimmy Neutron have a big head? Heredity.

What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

What do you call a smelly black person? An African american with poor hygiene

Knock-Knock Come in! ...

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What did the Apostle John say to Jesus of Nazareth? "Oh, blow it out your butthole."

Your girlfriend.

Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo Don't worry I'll be there too! Not in the cage But laughing at you! ??

What's black and white and red all over and can't go through a revolving door? A nun with a spear stuck in her head.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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