- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

How many cows does it take to screw in a light bulb? Either one super cow or none because cows don't even have apposable thumbs

what did the pornography filmer say to the asain man as he was having sex? im taking a highly pixelated recording of you and your partner engaging in sexual intercourse

Why didnt the boy go to school? His mum threw a fridge at him!

Knock knock. Who's there? Ed. Ed who? Ed Begley Jr.

Whats worse than finding an actual joke on anti-jokes? A.I.D.S.

A blonde fails an exam because she did not study

A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

If it looks like grass, smells like grass, and tastes like grass... Then you were honestly misled when ordering that salad.

What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

Why didn't the Mexican go to college? He was caught smuggling drugs over the border and was shot.

What do you call an awesome bucket? An epic pail.

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

What did the boy with no legs get? A treadmill.

a white guy walks into a bar luckily he is not an alcoholic and knows when to safely stop drinking and already gave his keys to a friend.

Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He is suicidal and should probably get help.

What's the difference between Colonel Sanders and a barrel of olives? Colonel Sanders isn't in a barrel.

Who's Juan? DIS ONE

What is funny about a cod swimming around alone in the ocean? Nothing, over-fishing is a huge problem in the modern day.

Person A - you must be tired, cuz you've been running though my mind all day Person B - i have no legs...

Henry VIII: I need another wife!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thomas Wolsey: All right then. How about my nan? Henry VII: I'm dead!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :~D

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenic, and don't have any friends

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