Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

Whats black, and chrispy inside...? A black guy with bonecancer

My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

a ginger named corey walks into a bad and gets pistol whipped after raping his classmate

I'm Polish.

why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

So a girl says "I want to be a banana when I grow up". She's set unrealistic goals and her parents fear she may be autistic.

If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u

Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

The global news

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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what has four legs but cant move? dead dog

What do you call a group with one Jew and three Germans? Friends

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What did Tim's grandma get him for his birthday? Nothing, because Tim's grandma died in a car accident 2 years ago

Why was the Jew evicted from his home? He forgot to pay the rent

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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