- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why couldnt the little boy watch two and a half men? because charlie sheen left and the other guy had surgeery and now has 2 penises

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

Q: What did the serail rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender? A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car 2 hours later your brother finds you and told you that him and your wife have been cheating on you and your kid is his.

A frog, duck, monkey and beaver each enter a bar being carried by a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. If your wondering, the redhead carried two animals.

Any similarity between Jesse and a human is purely coincidental!

How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

who is really lanky? james cornish

why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

What did the Rose Bowl say to the Fiesta Bowl? We crushed the Orange Bowl.

Whats more fun than swinging a baby around on a clothesline at 200 miles per hour ? Stopping it with a shovel

Q. There were 2 Mexicans in a car, who was driving it? A. The police officer.

Q: Why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Your question is fundamentally wrong. Religion is a collective hallucination.

What word is always spelled wrongly? None of them. Every word has been spelled right at some point.

Roses are blue, Violets are purple, I like chicken. Do you like chicken?

how to name your chinese kid. throw a spoon dow the stairs

What do you call Americans Watching Canadians? Hockey

Why did the director call cut? Because he was shot dead by Nazis.

Just gonna stand there and watch me roar. But that's alright because I am a dinosaur.

No it doesnt..

Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

What did the judge say to the criminal? I sentence you to a life time of solitary confinement.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

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