- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Eric is gay Ha

Q.Why did Bruno Mars marry the blond? A.Because it was a beautiful night and he was looking for something DUMB to do.

Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

An American, a Mexican and a Cuban are in a car. For they are heading to the store to buy groceries and then come home to make dinner.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head, and then goes to the nearest drinking establishment.

Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? A: Ele PHa n T

A student asks a teacher: Sir, how much time would it take for me to do this quiz. Teacher says: From the second I give you this test to the second you hand it back to me.

There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

What's funny about a small child with no arms, no legs? Nothing.. Nothing at all.

Every circle of friends has a "crazy one". If you can't figure out who the "crazy one" in your group is... Try harder. Either that or you are a terrible judge of character.

Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

How do you earn a bunch of money all at once? Walk into Hot Topic and say "I have knives for sale!"

What did the facial stylist charge Jack Sparrow to get his ears pierced? A buc-an-ear!

Tim is a bald headed prick with an annoying voice and he looks like a clean shaven Walter White if he was on the same drugs that he was making and he looks like he smokes too much because the wrinkles on his forehead look like lips.

"What starts with an 'F' and ends with 'uck'?" "I don't know, what?" "'Firetruck.'"

A dog walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer The barman replies : Woof Woof

Wake up in the morning feeling like... Helen Keller

What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

The diamond one below is hilarious.

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! What's good for the goose Is good for the gander I'm Donald Trump!

Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

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