A man fell in a hole. He's dead now...

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What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

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What does Jason say when he rages on cod ? I hope your family gets slaughtered in front of him ..

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an elephant is like a guy but its nose is the di**

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What happened when the man went to the bar? He got drunk, drove home injuring a young teen mother, brutally assaulted his wife to the point of death. He's in prison serving 3 life sentences.

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What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

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Mel Gibson is awoken by the ringing of his telephone. He proceeds to have a nice conversation with his wife.

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what do you call a white and black girl 69? ying yang

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Why did Adolf Hitler Start WWII and kill millions of Jews? Because he was a poweful dictator

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How do you drown a blonde? hold her head down until she stops breathing

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Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

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Why did the blonde throw her alarm clock out the window? Because it was broken.

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A guy dared his friend to jump off a bridge for 10 bucks. His friend, fearing for his life did not jump.

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Why did Madona rub shit on her vagina? Because she was horny.

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HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

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What's white on top and black on bottom? Society.

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Like if you have a vagina. Also like if you have a dong. (Penis)

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What is worse than being unemployed? Terminal Cancer

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Yo mama is so fat, we are all concerned about her weight.

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Why can't dogs fly? Because they do not have wings.

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How many holes can you poke in my chest, When my chest is by far the best If you believe you can stab Then then grab a knife...that you can grab Skewer my breast Which lies on the best chest And you will discover A man under your covers Yes, keep on pokin' Poke my chest with the knife you are strokin' And then swallow a chode because you are stupid.

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I woke up this morning and ran five miles. I am proud of myself for engaging in such a healthy lifestyle.

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whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

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What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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