A Jew walking in the street sees a homeless person asking for charity. He reaches to his pocket, grabs a penny, greets her with a nice smile and gives away the penny.

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What do you get when you cross a penis with a dinosaur? A dicklodocus.

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The american education system.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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roses are red violets are green id love to flick owen cliffords mams bean

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Question:Why did little Susie fall off the swing? Answer:Because she had no arms or legs. Question:What did little Susie get for Christmas? Answer: a bike, and cancer Question: what did little Susie get next Christmas? Answer: nothing, she didn't live that long... Knock knock Who's there Not little Susie

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Wanna hear a hot headed retard? call and listen carefully 6196342668

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Why are you asking me this question? That's awful and you should be ashamed of yourself.

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What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!

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A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

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Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

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Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

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what is worse finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grub in your apple.

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Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

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What did the disabled kid get for his birthday. The same as any other kid.

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Good job, son.

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Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

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What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

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why was six afraid of seven? it's a long story, and six doesn't want to talk about it.

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What's worst then a road kill? Multiple road kils.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was clumsy.

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Q: What's worse than ten babies tied to ten trees? A: One baby tied to ten trees.

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WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

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Whats white and goes up? a confused snowflake

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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