- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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hwhy did the monkey fall out of the tree? he got shot. why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? he was nailed to the first one.

roses are blue violets are red dont judge me

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

Guess what! What? huhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhu

Good job, son.

Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Why are you asking me this question? That's awful and you should be ashamed of yourself.

A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

What did the disabled kid get for his birthday. The same as any other kid.

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was clumsy.

what is worse finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grub in your apple.

What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!

Wanna hear a hot headed retard? call and listen carefully 6196342668

What's worst then a road kill? Multiple road kils.

why was six afraid of seven? it's a long story, and six doesn't want to talk about it.

why wasnt nathan invited the party? nathan's been dead for 5 years

Why did Dom move to Wales? Because he is poor!

An Irish man walks into a bar, and then realizes that he's walked into the wrong establishment (He was looking for an upscale restaurant.)

What do you get when you cross a penis with a dinosaur? A dicklodocus.

Q. What is worse than a worm in your apple? A. Hitler

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