A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

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What did the waffle say when the black guy started eating him? Nothing, because waffles are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

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Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

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A man didn't feel well so he went to the toilet. He had explosive diahrria, then felt better.

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a blind person walks into a deaf person and the deaf person says "dadadader"

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What did the little boy get after falling and hitting his face on the ground? A prolonged nosebleed. And Leukemia.

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Q: why can't women drive? A: because there is no road between the kitchen and the bedroom

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A man walks into a house, and the next day was taken to the hospital for a minor concussion and a possible vision deficiency.

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why did the chicken cross the street? so it could throw a fridge at you, you are very loud at night for some reason and you wake everyone up. the chicken then goes home to watch gay porn videos.

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Why was the asian bad at sex? Because he was 5 years old

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Kevin+Sean sitting in a tree enjoying mcdonald's free wifi.

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What did the Macedonian guy say to the Croatian guy? Both of our countries are from the former Yugoslavia.

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The way I see it, there are two types of people. Some are female and some a male.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? 'Get in the batmobile Robin'

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what is sadder than lost in a ps4 game ? Your mom's funeral, she died in a horrible accident yesterday

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What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

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There was a blonde driving a car but she was late to a meeting so she started speeding but then a police officer pulls her over. The officer asked the blonde "Do you know how fast you were going?" to which the blonde responded "Yes, I am late to a meeting" so the police gives a ticket for speeding and she ends up going late to her meeting.

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what do you do after throwing a water bottle in the trash? Hug a tree

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Why is there a rock in a boy's foot? He wasn't weraing shoes.

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Want to burn 3000 calories in under 5 MINUTES? Take a store bought pizza and put it in the over for as long as you want. Just watch the calories burn away in a puff of smoke!

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What did the child say to the clown? For a professional entertainer, you're not that funny.

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Did you hear about the Irish man that accidently killed himself,he farted in the bath & drowned trying to smell it

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One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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