- Anti Joke

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies in a truck? A: A pile of dead babies in a truck with one alive in the middle eating his way out.

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have alzheimer's Hey I just met you Coopn8r

Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

A bar walks into a man. No, firstly it wasn't a man and secondly the bar didn't walk in. The pedophile just slid it in and sodomized the poor boy.

Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs, who got cancer for Christmas, get for his Birthday? Nothing, he didn't live that long.

why was the boy sad he had a frog stapled to his face

A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

whats the difference between a black man playing basketball and a white man playing basketball? They are different races

Why couldn't the Muslim eat pork? He didn't have a tongue.

Blonde Girl: Why is this green-painted man throwing forks at me?! Green-Painted Man: It is confusing you, no?

knock knock whos there. no one your hullicinating, heroine is hell of a drug

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the little girl crying? There was a frog stapled to her forehead.

What do u call a man who sells hot dogs on the street? A Mexican

Why does Amy leave Dan? Dan gets hit by a bus.

Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

What's red and can't find a family? A fire hydrant

Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

i hate when your sentence doesn't end as you testicle.

What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

What did Stephen Hawking say after he scaled Mount Everest? Yay!

What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.