What did the prisoner get for Christmas? A lethal injection.

A piece of paper got wet. I stuck it over the fireplace to dry off, but it lit on fire.

an irishman walks past a bar a.w. j.p.

What did the farmer say to the other farmer? We are both farmers.

Why couldn't Bobby attend his friends wedding? He was struck by lightning. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Bobby

Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

Do you know why the Mexican didn't like hot dogs? I don't know either.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

Why doesnt your dad like barrack Obama? because your dad is straight, hes not into men

Why does Amy leave Dan? Dan gets hit by a bus.

Why was the little girl crying? There was a frog stapled to her forehead.

What do u call a man who sells hot dogs on the street? A Mexican

A brachiosaurus walks into a cafe "Excuse me I'm an herbivore, can I have a full English breakfast, but with veggie sausages instead of normal sausages, and mushrooms instead of bacon?" Shop keeper: "No you can't. Your too big. You've destroyed my kitchen, and my livelihood. I have nothing left. You've accidently reduced my business to rubble by walking through the door"

What did the Colombian say to the Peruvian? Quieres lleyo?

Why are kids with Aspergers Syndrome always banned from Mcdonalds? Let me repeat that: Ass Burgers.

A woman has sex with an Asian man, then a white man, and then a black man. She chooses to be in a relationship with the black man because he is prepared for the responsibilities of a relationship and the other two men, though both are well endowed, are not ready.

What does Pluto and a creamsicle have in common? Neither of them are a planet.

You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

What did Stephen Hawking say after he scaled Mount Everest? Yay!

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have alzheimer's Hey I just met you Coopn8r

A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

why was the boy sad he had a frog stapled to his face

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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