ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ now I know my ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ no I know my ABC etc:

antonio has a penis head.lol

Why did the White man scream when he saw a Black man? Because he was scared.

Q: Why did the man die of starvation??? A: He didn't eat for 3 days!!

What's worse than speaking to a Russian bear? Gettting mauled and eaten by one.

what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

Whats black, white, and red all over? a dead panda.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas many gift card to stores he liked

An atom walks into a bar. Did it grow legs?

why did the panda and puppy get into a fight? how should i know, you tell me.

Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

Who cured cancer? Not God. What do you think of the almighty now?

A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

How do you make something disappear from your hand? Throw it somewhere that's out of sight,

Q: Whats the difference between a table and a Mexican? A: You tell me.

What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

What is funny about civil and women's rights? Nothing, they are very serious matters.

What looks red and smells like barf? Depends on how you look at the situation.

How do you make a baby fit in a bottle? Blender.

What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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