Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent gets brutally murdered.

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Have you heard the one about the blonde and the bear? No. Me neither.

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What do you get when you stab a baby? A dead baby.

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Knock Knock. Please stop peddling your religion on my doorstep. .

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What did the zero say to the eight? I don't know,numbers are inanimate objects so they can't talk.God, what did you think?

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What do you get a man that has evreything? Aids

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chuck norris will never have a heart attack because he has great cardiovascular health.

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Why did the black man fall off the building? The building was one of the twin towers and the event 9/11 was currently happening and he saw one of the planes coming at him so he decided to jump to his misery instead of getting hit by the plane because he thought it will hurt less, also he thought that if he waited for the plane to hit him there is a possibility that one of the wings may hit him right on the neck and his head will get chopped off and ever since he was 8 years old he has wanted to die with his body completely attached.

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Whats brown and rhyme's with "Snoop?" Dr. Dre

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What did the depressed teenage fat kid do to resolve his issues? Commited suicide.

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What did the gay black man say after JFK was shot? Wow thats really sad but I have such an appetite right now so i should probably go to eat.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.

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I wondered why the piano was getting bigger. Then it hit me... I'm sorry I have visual agnosia

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Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

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Two guys walk into A bar. The third one ducks.

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A man walks into a bar. It's a fine establishment. He orders a couple of beers and takes a cab home like a responsible man would. He is then killed with a croquet mallet.

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Whats better than 32 dead babies stapled to 1 tree? - 1 dead baby stapled to 32 trees

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A man walks into a bar. Something funny happens.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. *Knock knock* "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

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catastrophic anthropogenic global warming

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Why did the man cross the street? Because he had to go work.

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Why did Dr. Phil fall of the swing? He couldn't figure out the couples problem.

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Nock Nock Whose there? Your mom. Stop locking your door.

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jamie and danel texta like to make love to each other using a gerbal as a toy when they make love they get a african covered in jelly to help them.

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Anti Joke

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