What's better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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interviewer: young man, do you think you can handle a variety of work? Young man: I ought to be able to. I’ve had 12 different jobs in 4 months.

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So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. He crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

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Shltskc gw? G

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"The only thing worse than being talked about is getting AIDS." -Oscar Wilde

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A grammatically correct mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve mushrooms." The mushroom says, "Why not, I'm a fungus."

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A blind man walks into a bar, bystanders help him up.

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'l give you a nickle to tickle my pickle i'l give you a dime to take you time

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What do you call cheese that you don't own? Cheese.

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A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

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what is worse than gay sex wiping your ass with sandpaper

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How do you get down from a horse?? You don't... You get down from a duck.

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Why did the jewish family move? Their house burnt down. They lost everything and was tragic

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What did Marsha say when she ate the apple pie? Nothing. It would be rude for her to talk with her mouth full.

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So a horse walks into a bar. The rancher immediately contacted medical help, and with a little teamwork, the horse was treated and revived.

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Why can't Jeff drive a car? because he is a rock.

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Burrinbar Smells like incest anal sex!

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Why was the boy scared? Well, his mother had recently taken up Satanical ideals and in an attempt to sacrifice themselves to the Dark Lord, she drove her car off a cliff and into a lake. Now, with his dead mother in the drivers seat, no way to call emergency services, and 300 feet of water between him and the surface, you can see why he'd be scared.

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What's black and blue and hates sex? The ten year old in my trunk

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star wars kid

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I like my coffee like i like my women, blonde with big boobs.

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What do you call a two headed platypus? Go ask him, I'm sure he has a name.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Why couldn't the black man be an astronaut? He was not qualified for the Job

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