- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

Casey Anthony kills a baby

What's black and has ne education? A tire.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is both deaf and blind. Driving would be an extremely hazardous action for herself and other nearby drivers.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have PTSD. Time to kill myself.

Santa Claus and eight reindeers walk into a bar. “Hey, fatty,” the barman shouts. “Where’s Rudolph?” “He’s dead,” Santa replied. “I’m sorry to hear that,” the barman said, looking embarrassed. “Let me get you a drink.”

A man walks into a bar. He then says "ow".

what do you call a mexican with a rubber blanket cold

what's worse than finding 8 dead babies in 1 trash can?....... 1 dead baby in 8 trash cans.

2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

what did the n i g g e r with alzheimers say to the c h i n k? 9/11 was the funniest fake joke since the holocaust and 9/11 and the holocaust and 9/11... and... what?

whate white and cant climb trees? powdered sugar

What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

why did the pancake eat a spanish holiday? Because a plane crashed into his condominium

what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

Your mom's so fat... she probably needs to go on some sort of diet to avoid a serious heart condition and inevetible death

A man walked in to a store and asked for four candles. The storeman brought some fork handles and placed them on the counter. The customer said "No... 'Four Candles' a rather amusing sketch performed by The Two Ronnies, a comedy double act in the 1970s."

What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

what do you call a cat that cant meow? Charlie Sheen.

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