- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If life hands you lemons you're probably hallucinating

You: "Ask me if im an astronaut. " Them: "R u an astronaut?" You: "No. "

What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

How do you fix a chimpanzee? With a monkey wrench

How do Asians name their children? They throw them down the stairs and see what sound they make.

Why did the kids all eat their homework? Probably because they were starving to death and there was no other food source available.

Q) How many boring people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) One

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

What do you call a mother cow? Moooom

Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

What looks like a rainbow but isn't seen in the sky? A drawing of a rainbow

Q. Why was the little boy sad? A. He had a frog stapled to his face.

Ask me if I am a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Determined.

A guy has spikey things in his butt, what happened?............... He fell on a cactus.

A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Sex! Sex Who? Sex with me. BOOM!

why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

How do you eat an Elephant? Elephant meat is most palatable after roasting in a 450 degree oven for 2 hours. Garnish with carrots and broccoli.

Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

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Dyslexic drunk died choking on his own vimto last night

Romney: I think you would raise our debt and make more Americans jobless. Obama: It's just cuz I'm black!

Jeez Bill, how drunk was I last night? You took my pet parakeet, threw it at my daughter's piggy bank and yelled "ANGRY BIRDS!!!!"

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