Knock Knock. Who's there? Dementia.

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What ryhmes with turtle? räpe

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Q: What do people usually find funny? A: A joke.

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Why did the black man go to jail? He stole some rice.

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Why didnt the teenager have a smartphone? He didnt live close to a cell phone store

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Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he wanted to impress his wife.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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What is worse than getting a cold ? Finding a dead baby in your mailbox

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Why couldn`t Sally open the jar? Because she did not have thumbs.

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Knock Knock Who's there? My foot. My foot who? My foot in your ass.

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What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile Get in the batmobile

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A frog and a toad eat a pie and then realize it is weird and then die.

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Why was Cinderella so bad at ball? Isn't that sexist, making assumptions about Cinderella's sports capability when you have never seen her play sports before (because she is a fictional character) and then asking why this is true when you have no proof that it is in fact true? But I would guess the correct answer is (if she is bad at ball in the first place) that she never played ball before. Think about it. Why did you have to ask this question at all? Isn't it obvious?

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was a busy highway it was hit before making it to halfway.

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What city likes baseball the most? New York

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Haikus are simple but sometimes they don't make sense refrigerator.

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knock knock WHO'S THERE?! ARE YOU A SEX CRIMINAL?! NO ONE WANTS TO DO THAT TO YOU MUM!

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What is worse than getting shot in the leg? Getting shot in the head.

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A man walked into a bar. He got a concussion and couldn't see strait for days.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To collect it's AIDS medication.

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If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

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Why did the man have sex with other men? Because he was homosexual.

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Has anyone else noticed that the very least popular and the most popular anti-joke on this site are both related to the Holocaust.

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Anti Joke

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