What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

Want to hear a joke? Obama

Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

How do you say hooker in Chinese? ?

Why is Tommy dead? Because he died.

Three men were on a plane. Oh wait. You probably already heard this one.

Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

How many inches of snow are there when the fireplace burns for 10 minutes? Red chickens

A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting ass-raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

whats worse than having ice cream and not eating it? Being lactose intolerant

Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? Their skin color.

What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

What do you call an old man in his underwear with a bag of pepper on his back while licking pebbles off the sidewalk? Senile.

a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

what do you call a jew hanging from a tree? dead

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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