why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

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So this guy walks into a bar and– Nevermind it's really not that funny.

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whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

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Why was the protester on the floor? Because the protest had become a riot, and police brutality is a serious issue.

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What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

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Why did Lou Gehrig die from? ALS

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A guy wants to build his house out of bricks. So, he hires some experts and they build his house with bricks.

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If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication.

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-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?

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A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

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When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

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What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Come in! Come in who? I'm just com in' inside.

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Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Niether has he

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A snail buys a car from a dealership, and then asks the manager if he could paint a large S on the side of the car. The manager agrees, and the snail drives away. From the parking lot, the manager sees the car go straight on to the highway and get hit by a truck. Unfortunately, snails cannot drive.

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The Dalai Lama orders a slice of pizza for $2 and gives the cashier a $5 bill. He then realizes he hasn't been given any change, so he asks for his change. The cashier quickly apologizes and hands the Dalai Lama three dollar bills.

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What's the difference between a police officer and a green dinosaur? They both aren't cabbages.

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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Kid One: "Hey, you! Do you know how to spell "I CUP'?" Kid Two: " Sure, F-A-G....G-O-T..." Kid One: ".........."

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A cat walks into a bar. She belongs to the owner, so he gives her a saucer of milk.

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An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

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What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

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Two friends are sitting on a couch watching TV. One friend accidently turned on a pornography channel. The other friend felt awkward and went home.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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