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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

once upon a time jess was happy this once upon a time was a very long time ago, BABADOOK !

Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.

Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

what do you call a black man, white man, mexican, irishman, indian, and chinese man being hung at the same time? -a racially diverse pirate crew

A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

What's the difference between an airplane and a cantaloupe? What? Wow your a dumby head.

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

Q: what do you call a hooker you pay in spaghetti? A: a pasta-tute.

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

What do you get when you mix Jabba the Hut with a hen? nothing, genetically they are unable to reproduce due to the disproportionate number of chromosomes and DNA

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Nope.

Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

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