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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the worst kind of homework? child abuse

Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

A muslim walks into an airport. He then buys his ticket, boards his plane, and his flown to his proper destination.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

Robin get in the batmobile!

What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

why wasnt johnny in math class?....he slipped and cracked his skull on his way there, he is now recovering at the hospital

In Soviet Russia you don't drive car, because the Soviet Union was disbanded in 1991

-What's sad about four black guys driving off a cliff? -They were my friends.

Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

Everyone is equal. It doesn't matter if you're black, red, yellow, brown, or normal.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

Why did the other Albino cross the road? He was running away from a witch doctor who was going to brutally murder him and steal his body parts.

Let's play twenty questions. Alright, but I have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Elton John? They're both gay.

how do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? it doesn't matter. she can't climb up a tree with only one arm.

A horse walked into a bar, and the bartender asked, "Why the long face?". The horse replied, "It's evolutionarily efficient to have an elongated skull so that I can eat vegetation with ease."

What did the cake say to the icing? Come here

your mom is so ugly that she was made fun of in highschool so much that she now has social issues and a fear of close relationships which is why she left you and your father at age 5

Your friend says "Hi" What do you say back? You say "chunky salsa?" She said "what?" You think she knows you made out with her boyfriend last night. So... You blurt out " I'm SO sorry I made out with your boyfriend lastnight" Know.... Your dead meat.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? Depending on the amount of saliva you produce each lick the answer to this question varies species to species.

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