A white man a black man a french man and a mexican are on a sinking ship. The French man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of begets over board. The Black man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of red hot cheetos overboard The Mexican man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of Tacos over board. And then the White man says "we have too many of these" and throws the Mexican man overboard

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 17

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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What's the object with the most points according to science and math? A sphere.

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Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

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Knock Knock whos there? Semore Frickelson Semore Frickelson Who? What other Semore Frickelson do you know!? Let me in its freezing out here!

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What noise did Helen Keller make when she fell out of the window? None. She wasn't aware that she was falling and died immediately upon impact. @rowakaflocka

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I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels

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What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

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What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

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What do you call a Mexican that crossed the border. An Illegal Immigrant.

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A man was complaining about not getting enough sleep. He was then raped.

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What did the little boy say to his cat? Masturbate on my moms corpse.

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I don't have friends, so I'm anti-social.

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Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

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Why did the black man jump out of the plane? He was going on a parachute dive with his friend.

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You know what makes jokes funny? Irony You know what makes anti-jokes funny? Common sense

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What did the muslim do at the airport? He bought a ticket to New York and proceeded to fly there to mourn his brother who was killed during the terrorist attacks on 9/11.

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How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

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What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

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Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

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How do you get a blonde to tell time? By asking her what time is it.

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