- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

*puts thumbs up on own anti-joke. Nobody needs to know....

What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

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Why is 13 the most hated number? 13 is Jewish.

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither, many scientists believe that the first living organisms on Earth were single-celled, prokaryotic bacteria.

A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

Why didn't the magician pull a rabbit from a hat? Despite his choice of occupation, magic tricks are rarely appropriate in hostage situations.

What's worse than a dead baby? A dumpster full of dead babies What's worse than that? One is still alive at the bottom What's worse than that? It had to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It came back for seconds

What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to give it a female name.

What's the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp

Roses are red, my binoculars are blue. When your window's open, i'm watching you.

So a guy with alsimers walks into a bar........I forget the rest.

Your mother is so fat that she's more prone to cardiovascular disease than other people who stick to the proper BMI or body mass index

What do you call a fat ginger kid? Whatever his name is.

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why did the man turn on and off the lights 20 times because he was diagnosed with O.C.D as a child

My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

what do you call a child with bruises on his face? Child protective services.

Yo mamma is so skinny, she has developed anorexia, a serious eating disorder, which not only affects her, but also the ones that she loves and cares about.

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

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