Knock knock. whos their! Grammar police. We'd like to have a little chat.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Grandpa loved a good joke, he died laughing. The doctor said it was a severe stroke probably brought on by smoking aggravated by high cholesterol and high blood pressure.

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What does the Priest say to the little boy? Size doesnt matter

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casey, that is all, ruddel, that is all, hi mark

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got Alzheimer's, Who are you?

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Michael Jackson walks into a bar No he doesn't. He's dead.

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Yo Mama's so fat Everyone is very concerned for her Health.

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Your mom is so ugly, Ew.

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There were three soap salesmen in a bar. They were comparing how good they were at selling their wares. "I'm so good that I sell 60% of my soap bars each day," says the first salesman, bragging. The second one wasn't to be outdone. "I'm so good that I sell 80% of my soap bars," he declared. The last salesmen, who, up to the moment had been relatively quiet, suddenly said in a calm and collected manner, "Oh that's nothing. I'm so good that I sell all of my soap bars each day."

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What's black, white and sings the intro theme song for "Thomas the Tank Engine" while tap-dancing? There probably isn't anything that does that.

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Q: Who wants a chick with big breasts? A: Everyone apparently, because chickens are being genetically engineered that way because people are racist about what part of the chicken then want to eat. The white meat or the dark meat. Guess what? Now they can't walk because they are top heavy. And who's fault is that? The people who only eat the white meat.

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How did little jimmy survive the plane crash? He ate all the survivors, then when the helicopter arrived he ate them too and took the helicopter.

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why was the female student failing out of school? because she made bad choices and never gave school her all.

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You know why no ones tried to kill Obama ? Picture him in an escalade!

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What's worse then 1 bee sting? -2 Bee stings. What's worse then 2 bee stings? -The Holocaust. What's worse then the Holocaust? -3 Bee stings.

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What was the blind man's favorite game? Marco Polo

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Q. At the main menu why are there two people sad? A. Because there is.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was very hungrey and saw some seed on the other side.

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a man walks into a bar he suffer's bad injuries by Mad

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I got drunk last night and woke up in a bed and that's when I saw it. A 400 pound woman was in front of me and I could see the sweat drip down her ass fat and she let out a putrid fart right in my face. It smelt like rotten eggs and cheesy cauliflower. I am horrified.

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A dog walks into a bar, the bartender asks, "why the long face?" The dog replies, "because I am a dog you idiot, my face always looks like this"

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why did the cow go to the theater? to see the new movies pick one and have a good time.

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Black people stink of shite!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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