What did one cat say to the other cat? Nothing.

What did the Dildo say to the banana? Nothing, unless you're high on acid.

It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

A man carrying a bucket of golf clubs walks into a bar with a blonde, a brunette, and an asian. His name was Tiger Woods.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? I hit her with a shovel.

an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked: "Why the long face?" The horse said: "My wife just died."

what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

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Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely and should probably go to the hospital.

How do you make a unicorn? Jab a stick through a pink horse and name it Liam

why are black people so good at sports? hard work and dedication

Roses are red Violets are blue If you are reading this Then it must be deja vu

Yo momma was so ugly that everybody died.

Do you know what one golf ball said to the other? Nothing they are lifeless objects

Why did the blonde girl lie? Because she's a liar.

What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

What did the horse say to the other horse? We are both horses

Why didn't bob like night clubs? He was epileptic

have you seen Stevie wonders car? No Neither has he

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

Knock Knock. GO AWAY!

what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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