All the planets are named after gods Ours is named after dirt....

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Q:Santa Claus, the tooth fairy, an honest lawyer and an old drunk are walking down the street together when they simultaneously spot a hundred dollar bill. Who gets it? A:The old drunk, of course; the other three are mythological creatures.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Q what r u eating under there? Aunderwear ewww thats nasty

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A Mexican and an African American are in a car, who is driving? The Mexican, while the African American rides in the passenger seat.

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A man walks into a bar and then, after a relatively short period of time, walks out of the bar.

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How does Batman's mom call him home for supper? Nothing. Batman's mom is dead.

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What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

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What is green, walks on four legs, and is capable of the strongest bite in the world? An alligator.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

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Did you hear the joke about the vacuum? It sucks.

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What do call a spoon that doesn't work? Broken.

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why did the man steal change from the tip jar? he wanted another state quarter for his collection

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

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what do you call 10 black people in a red car? overcrowded

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Roses are red. Violets are blue.

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What did the red fish say to the blue fish? Nothing fish can't talk.

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Q:What do you call a mexican witha clean record? A: Impossible

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Yo' mama's so black the dark couldn't even see her.

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Why did the mexican cross the street? Because the next lawn to mow was in a different neighborhood

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

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Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

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How do you make a hobo cry? You steal his trash.

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Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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