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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your mom is so nasty that when she took a shower and acquired general etiquette, she became possibly more respectable

What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

Why did the man cry? Because his mom died in a terrible car accident.

What does the ice cream man say to the kids? Hey kids want some ice cream?

Q: A giraffe fell in a hole and died. Which was taller the Lion or Giraffe? A: The Giraffe was before it died

Did you hear about the man hear about the man who lost an arm and a leg in a car accident? He's alright now.

Why does Larry the Cable Guy get his own T.V. show??? Why can't I have one of my own??? .......ah...forgot....I'm a minority...

Why was the black man fired from his job? Because the company was beginning to lose sales which then resulted in job cuts.

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

What is 6 1/2 inches when erected? My penis.

An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

fridge

You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

Hey, did you see that episode of Glee last night? It was awesome! Especially that scene where they all sang. It wasn't as good as the previous ones, but I think the show it making a comeback.

What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

whats big and green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a snooker table

Three cows are sitting in a field The first cow says, "MOOOO!" The second cow says, "MOOOO!" The third cow says, "MOOOO!"

Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

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