- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did Bill Framex die? He didn't because he isn't real.

what do kids take their lunch in to school. that depends if they buy lunch at school... otherwise they bring it in a lunchbox...

What did the unicorn eat for a snack? Nothing. Unicorns are a majestic fiction animal.

If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

Q:what do you call a black man in a wheel chair? A: a war veteran who accidentally stepped on a land mine while trying to protect his country.

What would Osama Bin Laden be doing if he were alive today? Drowning

are you from Tennessee, cause i wanna rip out your throat you piece of dirt

What does the fox say? Nothing a fox is incapable of speech.

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What happened to the boy that got raped? He later died of depression

What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

How do you get a tissue to dance. You don't.

What's better than wining the para Olympics? Wining the Olympics.

Why did the man fall on the floor? He had a heart attack.

How do you get a dog to stop humping you? Pick him up and suck his dick.

BOB: Hey look its spiderman Spiderman: IT'S MANSPIDER!!! Punch! Kick! Ouch!

What do you call a person driving a plane? Not a pilot, they fly planes.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It lost it's grip on the branch and was unable to break it's fall before reaching the ground.

Why did Jimmy pass out Cause he drank a full tallboy

A man went skydiving and tragically died.

Why was the dog barking? Because I lit him on fire.

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