- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mammas so fat she wears big clothes!

a man walks into a bar... he was then shot to death because he was a slave in the early 1800s

What is 6 1/2 inches when erected? My penis.

What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

Chuck Norris doesn't just have a chin underneath his beard. He also has part of his neck underneath his beard.

why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

Whats black,white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

Knock, Knock Wh- SWAT TEAM GET ON THE F****** GROUND!!!!!!!

I was about to do an triathlon, but i took an arrow to the knee. It got infected and i promptly died two days later.

Q.Why was the fat man sweeting A. Because he just ran and his body is trying to maintain thermal equilibrium

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

did you hear about the argument between jamie jacob and dylan? daniel killed them all

Your mumma is so fat, she has diabetes.

What's worst than your favorite football team losing the football? Giving birth to a stillborn child.

Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

I would tell you a joke about a pencil but there would be no point.

Why was Samuel L. Jackson so tired of those motherfing snakes on that motherfing plane? Because if snakes are loose on a plane, they might bite you.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your Mom is a fake, she adopted you!

A black car pulls up early in the morning and slows down by your house You see him pull a mysterious object out of his car and point it at you, The paper boy tosses a newspaper at you

why did the elephant fall out of the tree? it was hit by a fridge. why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was sellotaped to the elephant.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

You know what's worse than having friends with a lake houses Not being invited to their lake house...

Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

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