Chuck Norris isn't afraid of the dark. Because he's a grown man, and most grown men aren't afraid of the dark.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

What do you call a green blur in the sky? Super pickle?

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Do you believe in magic? cuz i do.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

When geese fly in the V formation why is there always one side longer than the other? Because theres more geese on that side.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because there were no cars in the way.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

why does david stutter during meetings. because he smiles till his cheeks hurt

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding out that that apple was the tip of a dick

thumb_up thumb_down -8

There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Bill Clinton, George Bush, and Barak Obama find a magical lamp. The Genie says, "I will give each of you one wish, and one wish only.." They all wished to be presidents.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

To tell the truth... Your really an abortion that grew

thumb_up thumb_down -8

So there was this cracker sitting on a bench. A pigeon picked it up and flew off. Probably ate it afterwards.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Knock, Knock. Who's There? Its Greg. I forgot my keys, can you let me back in?

thumb_up thumb_down -8

what's bloody and sweet? A squashed mosquito sprinkled with sugar.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

What's white and has a crusty nose? Luke Lange

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Nero7 How are you doing? This is "Eliza" I hope I will be joining, but I cannot reach you by phone, please respond ASAP time is running out.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's And add extra pepperoni

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Why do gingers smell so bad? So the blind can hate them too

thumb_up thumb_down -8

How do you become a superhero? Eat 10 buckets of KFC.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

What's brown and liquidy? Brown paint.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops