- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If Chuck Norris were to be hit by a train he would die

A man walks into a bar. It leads to a fight that is enjoyable to watch.

Andoni was here

Roses are red, but there are also pink, white and yellow varieties Violets aren't blue, they're violet, hence the name I've got OCD And my poetry skills are also lacking.

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs in the water? Bob What do you call that same kid when he's at your doorstep? Matt What do you call that same kid when he's hanging in your room? I don't know, but you should stop calling him names.

why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent at 6 o'clock at night

What's better than a stick? A stone

The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

What's brown and smells like shit? An oddly shaped birthmark on a dirty homeless man

Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

What can hurt you if you pee on it? A rabid grizzly bear

Whats brown and sticky? Shit.

How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

Click here to end the world.

why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

Doctor: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that your parents survived the car accident. Kid: And the bad news is? Doctor: I have a horrible sense of humor, they're both dead. I'm so sorry.

A man walks into a shop and picks up some items for his party. He walks out of the shop without paying for the items. The police are promptly called and the man receives a 4 year sentence in prison for shoplifting.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

Where does a one-legged waitress work? Wherever she can get good health insurance.

A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

An American, a Mexican, and a black guy all walked into the same bar. Why did the 'BEWARE OF METAL BAR' sign have to be in japanese?!

A squirrel asks an apple where is the nearest gas station. The apple doesn't reply.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

Why did the man scream when his dog ran into the room? Because he was afraid of dogs.

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