- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Jew lock the chest? Because that's where he was hiding the body.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this!" The doctor replies "That because there's a knife in your hand."

What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because pterodactyls along with all other dinosaurs have been extinct for millions of years.

A thief walks into a bank. He has an account there and withdraws 200 bucks.

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS ROAD?!!! cause he was silly

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the house. knock knock. who's there? the chicken!

Q: Why was the little girl cowering in a closet in a corner. A: Because there was a murderer/rapist in her house with her oarents gone.

How do you make a miner sad? You cut his d*ck off then feed it to his family.

Q: How do you know if you have had too much to drink? A: When you find a bloody hole where your kidney is.

Your momma's so fat, people make jokes about her.

Why did the Mexican fail his english test? Because he had studied for an inadequate amount of time and proceeded to fornicate with many women, also preventing him from sleeping for the advised 7-8 hours a night.

Why did the black man jump off of a bridge? -He was in depression and comitted suicide.

why does andy speak when not spoken too because he wants a smack

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being chased by other cannibal chickens.

Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

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How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

Why can't John hear what Muhammad says? John is deaf.

Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? She was a mother catering for her child's sporting event.

your mom is so fat that she should probably try a deit in the neer future.

What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

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