- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man think as the foul baseball flew rapidly toward his face? Oh man, I thought my tickets were to an NBA game.

How do my feet smell? Oh wait. They can't. Feet are not sentient independent beings and therefore cannot experience the five senses, including smell.

Why did the smoker die at a petrol station? He had lung cancer.

Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the axe murderer. Did it work? No.

your momma is so fat she eats a lot of things

One man walks on a bridge, another man sees him but doesn't really care about him.

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? Because the party was a rave and some mushrooms are know to make the consumer of them hallucinate wildly.

You are in a room with no doors and no windows. All you have a chainsaw and a mirror. How do you get out? You don't and will slowly die a painful death of asphyxiation.

An Asian walks into a bar. He has a few drinks, but makes sure not to have to many. He then drives home safely, and enjoys a good nights rest.

So a baby seal walks into a club.

school homewrok

knock knock who's there? A worm, your dead in a coffin.

jacob mckeand broke his arm and now he cant wank :(:(:(

whats worse than having ants in your pants? getting sotomized by a lightsaber

A blonde keeps walking down her driveway to her mailbox.Finally, her neighbor asks, "Why?" The blonde replies, "The computer says I've got mail."

how many licks does it take to get to the center of lollipop? unknown.

What is wet, white and sticky? Glue, of course.

What day is it today? Today. Thank you. You're welcome.

What's straight and famous. Ryan Secrest I was just kidding about the stright

Q. What do black people, Asians, and Irishmen call their moms? A. "Mom"

How did the man kill the black fly? He called the KKK fly and had it lynch the black fly

How do you tell a bunch of Chinese people apart? Go up to each one and ask them their first and last names. The chances of any of them being the same is quite slim, giving each person their own identity.

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