- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man get in a car accident? Because he was blind.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Haiku doesn't rhyme, And neither does this

Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

* two sisters are making yo mama jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

Look down at your keyboard. Notice that U and I are together? <3 Also notice that J and K are together too!:P

What is the difference between a group of magicians and a cheerleading squad? One has a cunning array of stunts.

I think everybody should have a penis.

What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? ProtestS from Anti GM activists.

The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your best friend. No it's not, you stupid repo man...I'M NOT OPENING THE DOOR.

How did bill lose his legs he got them amputated after contracting a severe case of "INeedToGetMyLegsAmputatedSyndrome"

what did the dog say to the cat? bark what did the cat say to the dog? nothing it ran away

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because the amount of times people reused this joke on this site made her so annoyed much she wanted to hurt herself.

Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

Why was Blue looking for her clue. She was drugged by a stranger and ended up inside of Mailbox.

What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

A person was born on may 5th 1955 and one day noticed that they had $555.55 in their bank account. The person went to a race and betted all their money on the 5th runner in the 5th race. What happened? The runner came in 5th place.

What do you call a shoe with milk in it? Shoe

what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

A Jew with a boner runs into a wall, what hits first? His nose

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