- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Robert Palmer: Doctor Doctor give me the news! Doctor: You have contracted lung cancer and AIDS. You will die before Christmas.

What is long hard and woody? A tree.

Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

Why did the woman get into a car accident? She was blind.

How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

how do you complete an exam. dont be kaizen.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a glass of water. A few seconds later he drinks the water.

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

If gluttony is a serious sin, why are so many Christians fat? Because they have bad eating habits.

Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

THIS ONE TIME MY DOG ATE A WHOLE CHEESECAKE

yo mammas so fat when she gets cut gravy pours out

hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

How can you tell if your roomate is gay? If he gets an erection when you have anal sex with him.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, Dandelions are red, I lit your garden on fire.

What's it called when One Direction wins a Grammy Award? It's never going to happen; so why give it a name?

Why did Stephen Hawking ask for pizza? Because he was hungry.

What is Blue, Pink, and Green, and sometimes sparkles when wet? Grass. I lied about the Blue and Pink to throw you off...because I can.

Why did the man take off his pants A: because they were uncomfortable to sit in

Roses are yellow, violets are grey, I'm colorblind

whats hard long and you put it in your mouth everyday a toothbrush

Why did the Muslim cross the road? He was on fire and he needed to get to the lake on the other side of the street to put himself out.

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