What do you call a black person doing labor for other people? A good friend.

Q: A blonde walks into a bar. What does she get? A: An icepack.

Roses are red violets are blue i have HIV you should probably get yourself checked...

every knight i see an owl at window

Wanna hear a joke? (Yeah, sure) So do I, got any?

I once saw a fat child eating a sandwich. I wondered what was inside.

what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

what is sticky and brown a black guys stick

Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

How many rats does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. But they have to be really small.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, wanna f***.

knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

What did Batman say to When they were heading to the Batmobile Robin get in the batmobile.

Why did the hispanic buy a pepsi? Because he was thirsty.

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"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

What is the least funny thing in the world? This joke.

What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing becasue a mute is a person who cannot speak and a deaf man ould not hear the jumbled mumblings anyway.

What is the difference between and Jew and a Boy Scout? The Boy Scout comes back from camp.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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