How do you confuse your algebra teacher? Tell her to prove that she exists.

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A lysdexic man trys to rite a joek... the people who tried reading it got confused and offered help in rewriting it.

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Why did the duck cross the road? Because he was tired of the publicity his friend, the chicken was getting for crossing the road that he wanted to do it himself. Halfway across the duck was wistfully hit by a car and sadly, his story is lesser known and 99% of the people in this world really don't care about him. Thumbs up if you're that 1% that shows sympathy toward the duck.

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An alcoholic walks into a bar.... I forgot the rest of the joke but your mother is a prostitute.

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Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

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I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Free

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Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

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What is worse than being eaten alive by a shark? Being force fed live goat intestines while Kevin Spacey rapes your father.

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Why did the boy cross the road? He was visiting his dying grandmother at the hospital.

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A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

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Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse being a horse and doesnt understand english is confused and scared by its surroundings it gallops away knocking over a few tables.

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What do you call a black women serving 60 years in prison? A prisoner.

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For 10 cents a day you can feed an African...they eat pennies.

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How many Anne Franks does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, cause she's dead.

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what did one tree say to the other spruce up actually nothing because trees can't talk

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Why did the kid drop his football? He had a heart attack

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What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

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Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

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Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

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What do you do when you find a blonde on her knees? Help her up, because obviously she has fallen.

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Your mamas so old. When she farted dust came out.

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Q: Why did the man die of starvation??? A: He didn't eat for 3 days!!

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