- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His family was being held hostage on the other side.

What do you call a fat guy? A fatas mothafcka

What's funnier than a joke book? 2 joke books.

What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

What is the difference between a Mexican and an a pile of crap? One is disgusting and unsanitary and the other is a pile of crap.

If life's a box of chocolates, I'm the dominant male.

Person 1: So now that were friends on facebook, you wanna hang out? Person 2: No I'd rather not.

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

What did the duck say when it saw a puddle? Nothing.Ducks are uncapable of speaking human speech.

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? It's socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

How do you find your way out of the impossible maze? You don't.

why couldn't the girl sit down? she didn't have a butt.

How many ADD kids does it take to screw...

knock knock, who's there me me who he opens the door a kills yo

What's Green and has four wheels? A green car

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

Q: Why did the grandma forget to take her pills? A: She died in a tornado

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

How do you protect yourself from fire? Kill an orphan and nail its bones to your skin.

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