- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Timmy eats 32 cookies and eats 30 of them. What does he have? Type 2 Diabetes.

Why? Why not?

roses are red violets are blue i'm chinese and i don't know a joke pickle.

What is computers and smells like thin and fragile? dyslexic nipples.

What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

Knock Knock Who's There? Steve Steve who? Your friend Steve, you called and told me to come over. Oh, come in.

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms and she was blind.

A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

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Why were the Jews stuck in Germany? Because Joseph Rosenstein and his Jewish family missed their train out of Frankfurt to go to Paris, and so they had to stay another night in their hotel.

Why did the boy not answer his mums call? because he was dead

How does a black man get down the stairs? He walks.

Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

Your moma so ugly she should go see a plastic surgeon.

Why did Emily sit in a lonely corner? Because she just wanted to okay!

What do you call a man with a Club approaching a Seal Very Strong considering he can hold a building

Why is the man's nose bleeding? Because I punched him in the nose. He looked at me funny.

Q: What did the two muffins say in the oven? A: OMG we are in an oven, "OMG a talking muffin"

whats in a red suit with a white beard and jolly......st.nick jerking of and blowwing a load in your stocking while taking a shit on you coffee table before theen hanging it back up over the fire place

What did Batman tell Robin before he got into the Batmobile? "Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

I went out for a nice evening with my wife last week, and we kept getting dirty looks because I'm 42 and she's 19. I get that people are a little weird about that for whatever stupid reason, but it totally ruined our tenth anniversary.

Have you see stevie wonders house? No. Neither has he.

I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

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