- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not intelligent enough to realize the hazardous dangers of crossing the street.

LeBron in the fourth quarter

What's worse than eating spinach? Dying.

what has hair? Organisms, or at least most do.

Me: Knock Knock Mom: Who's there? Me: Jason Mom: Jason who Jason: HOW COULD YOU FORGET ME I CAN'T BELRIVE YOUR ALZHEIMER'S HAS GOTTEN THAT BAD! WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ME BWAAA! Jason sadly died short after from a bus hitting him

What did the man say when he realized that he was late for work? "Shit, I'm late for work."

There is a bunch of penguins and they fall of a cliff

Why did the cow fall Cause a fat kid pushed him over

Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

How do you make a lawyer cry? You can't. The production of tears requires a soul, which, regretfully, no lawyer possesses.

A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

someone tell england that a depressed guy smoking a cigarette is not a movie.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

Whet doesn't kill you, probably will next time.

Why couldn't Jesus get a driver's license? Because automobiles did not exist 2000 years ago.

If your riding a jet ski and the wheels fall off Then how many pancakes does it take to Cover a dog house Purple because ice cream doesn't have Any bones

Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

Why did the black man walk into the catholic church? He was catholic.

Why did the black man buy a gun? Because he and his family live in a dangerous neighborhood.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the house. knock knock. who's there? the chicken!

A thief walks into a bank. He has an account there and withdraws 200 bucks.

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