- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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mary had a little lamb its fleece was white as snow and everywhere that mary went this joke has no punchline

What did the businessman do to get a promotion? He traded oral sex for his male bosses kind heart...

my girlfriend had a weird fetish, she used to dress up like herself and act like a bitch all the time.

How many fish does it take to brush their teeth? Jp's worth of fish isn't enough.

Why do women live longer? Once their sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

What do you get if Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus have a baby? The apocalypse

I once did __________ (went to Hawaii, drank a whole gallon of beer, etc. ), but then I woke up. Works with anything, and people will laugh.

Why was the black Jew sad? He had to sit at the back of the oven

Did you hear phonsi was Gay? I just found out too, he walked into the diner and said, "ive got AAIIIIIDS."

Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

Where's the soap?

The number 69 is? Just a plain old number that has just as much meaning as 68 and 70.

What do you call a chicken that can't lay eggs? a rooster

Why doesn't Julius Caesar answer his cell phone? Because he's DEAD.

Why did the woman say ow? She was shot in the foot

Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a bag of dead babies? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

What did a Blond do in the Desert? She got lost after Falling of a flying carpet

There's nothing more natural than the coals under the fire...

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because he felt crummy.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Attack her with a sanding machine.

What did Bambi say to her mother when her mother was killed? Nothing. Bambi's a deer. Duh.

Why was the black guy sitting in the back of the bus? Because there were no more seats available in the front.

Why was the blonde on the train tracks? Because she was tied up by a madman on crack.

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