- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the unemployed dolphin trainer so sad? His life has no purpoise. In an unrelated topic, how is he unemployed id he is a dolphin trainer?

Roger D. ASS , stops, has a ponder , and walks out of a s.t.i clinic ,without being seen

What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

Knock knock. Whos there Time to get a watch

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero? Because it is impossible, the answer is undefined.

whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you didn't know that, go back to school.

Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why was rebecca crying? Because her mum had just died in a house fire!!!

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PATIENT: Doctor, doctor, I can't see my legs DOCTOR: That's because you're blind

Why did the chicken cross the road? He actually planned to visit his family on the other side, but unfortunately he did not look both ways so was involved in a terrible car accident. His family now mourns their loss.

Two Iranian men walk into a bar and order a Coke and a Lemonade. The Barman said take a seat and he'll bring them over.

your mama so old, shes dead.

Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

What happened to the girl that thought she was a mermaid? She drowned, humans can't breathe under water.

Michael Jackson and Barack Obama talked to each other about oreos

A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? - Nothing This homeless man got a gift for his Birthday. What happened to the gift? - It got stolen the following day What did this homeless man get for New Year? - Still nothing Get real.

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