- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a duck and a bicycle have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck!

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

A Black man is running down the street with a T.V. He just bought it with the money he is getting from his recent promotion to partner at a local Law firm. He is running because he had to park far away and wanted to get out of the rain.

Did you hear about the two guys that stole a calender? They each got six months.

Why did the baby fall off the swing? It had no arms or legs. Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because I kicked her in the face.

How do you get a drugged man, a giant sombrero, and a guitar into a Chuck-E-Cheese? You take multiple trips.

Mickey Mouse peed on a house what color was it? It wasn't a color, or any pee for that matter. Mickey Mouse is a fictional character for children's amusement.

how many poeple does it take to change a light bulb? you spelled people wrong.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Come in! Come in who? I'm just com in' inside.

why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

This statement is false.

What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

How do you get your dog to stop peeing on the floor? SHOOT IT!!!

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

No your aunties a joke

Why did your girlfriend dump you? because someone brainwashed this guy into believing this nonsense.

Your mothers so dumb that when she had to take a math test, she received a significantly lower grade than the rest of her classmates.

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not? --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

try this on someone: Knock Knock Who's there? Knock Knock Who's There? Knock Knock They will keep asking who's there while you laugh

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witnesses, can we have a moment of your time?

Q: What did the dragon say to the other dragon A: Nothing they did'nt exicest.

Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

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