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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

your mom is so fat that she should probably try a deit in the neer future.

Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses the best ingredients.

Whats worse than getting a B+ in Biology? Getting raped by a scorpion.

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How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

Knock, knock. Who's there? Your parents are dead. And happy birthday!

So Bob walked into his house after a long day at work and layed a rope on his bed. A few hours later his wife came home and found a beautiful tire swing in their backyard but her husband shot him self in his throat.

Roses are red, pink, white or yellow. Stop stereotyping my arrogant fellow.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he saw some pandas spooning.

Your mom is so ugly that she had self-esteem problems and severe depression as a teenager due to merciless bullying due to her looks, however she overcame this, found a man who loved her for who she was, and then married him. She now lives a happy life.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, there could be several reasons. The sight of another chicken, its wondering imagination, but because chickens cannot speak, therefore, can never know the true answer.

Roses are grey. Violets are a different shade of grey. Let's go chase cars. -Dog

It's red or yellow but most likely grey, and when its hit your eye you are dead? A train :)

Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

Your legs are more open than my back door! Which is closed.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot was a potato.

yo mama is so old, so old that she was given senior citizen discount at the restaurant.

A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

A) why did the black guy leave the bar B) cause he was tired and wanted to go home

What did the doctor say to the seriously ill patient? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

A chink walks into a bar. She is spotted by the secret police and instantly deported. Vote UKIP

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