Rsoes aer rde, voiltes are bule, i have dyslexia. It's not funny.

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Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

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Lol, first of all all I watched was something called Chobits many years ago, and while I know what hentai is, I cant say I watch that a lot or not really at all no... A peek but, its just too weird for me, they all look like cute kids with deformed bodies or something. What? You into Nerds now? Why cant I just wear my contacts and look somewhat less alien?

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Why did the man throw the baby at the brick wall? I don't know, but that is a tragic incident and I will now go mourn.

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If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

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knock knock whos there? i dont know arent you supposed to get the door?

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A kid asks his mom: "Mom, what would I be when I grow up?" And so his mother answers: "You won't grow up, you have cancer"

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Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

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What did the boy eat for lunch? - His mother.

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A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

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A woman went for a midnight jog. She's been missing for 12 years now.

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A man is walking on the beach and notices a shiny brass lamp on the ground. He picks it up, polishes it and then sells it for a reasonable amount of money at a local pawnbroker.

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Why did the clown get in the car? Because he can.

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Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Niether has he

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a dyslexic man walked his god.

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Doctor! doctor! I feel like a bridge! That's the least of your problems you've got cancer by ndc

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Two muffins are in the oven They didn't say anything.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

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why is brennan hart a dumbass idk ask his mom

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two japanese men walk into a bar. the first japanese man says “i am japanese!” the second japanese man says “i am also japanese!” the bartender then says “well, hey. i’m japanese too”. the bar was in japan.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Justin Bieber

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

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Why was the boy afraid? Because he had just seen his dog get ran over by a tractor

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