What did one lion say to the other lion? Nothing. There was no other lion. This particular lion had horrible social anxiety so he spent most of his time alone, eating buffalo poop and playing World of Warcraft thus further alienating himself from the other lions. He was a very lonely lion.

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What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

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I'm sorry but your child seems to have fractured his spinal column and can no longer control any part of his body below his neck.

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Q: Why didin't fat billy take the last peace of pie? A: cuz he was not hungry

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Why is my son hungry? Because he didn't eat lunch.

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John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he is quite wealthy.

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id give my right arm to be ambidextrous

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Q: How do you get a blonde out of a tree? A: Throw a moneky at her

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Your mom is so dirty, She smells.

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

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what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

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How meny Jews can you fit in an ash-tray? None. There to big

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How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Why do dead babies go to funerals? They don't.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple?  Getting raped by a 10 foot scorpion.

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Q: how do you fit 100 jews in a car A: 3 in the back one in the passenger seat and 96 in the ash tray

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a bus on the way over.

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A: Knock Knock B: The door is open please come in.

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A man walks into a vagina

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Why is Wednesday a bad day? Because at some point, Monday will come around again.

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Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

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what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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