- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An African American walks into a bar. The bar tender is a racist, so he asks the African American gentleman to leave.

what has hair? Organisms, or at least most do.

why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

What's worse than eating spinach? Dying.

How many dogs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. Dogs don't have thumbs.

What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

someone tell england that a depressed guy smoking a cigarette is not a movie.

Why did the cow fall Cause a fat kid pushed him over

How do you make a lawyer cry? You can't. The production of tears requires a soul, which, regretfully, no lawyer possesses.

Whet doesn't kill you, probably will next time.

Why did Gavin kill Harley. Because his voices told him to.

Q: why do orphans always go hard? A: because the can never go home.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the house. knock knock. who's there? the chicken!

Why did the Jew lock the chest? Because that's where he was hiding the body.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because pterodactyls along with all other dinosaurs have been extinct for millions of years.

what do you do after throwing a water bottle in the trash? Hug a tree

why does david stutter during meetings. because he smiles till his cheeks hurt

A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this!" The doctor replies "That because there's a knife in your hand."

Q: Why was the little girl cowering in a closet in a corner. A: Because there was a murderer/rapist in her house with her oarents gone.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS ROAD?!!! cause he was silly

A thief walks into a bank. He has an account there and withdraws 200 bucks.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Some chocolate and a new DVD.

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