Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

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Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

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Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

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ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, I OFFERED YOU SOME CEREAL, MADE OUT OF MY DOGS POO BY VICKY AND RENATA WOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

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you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

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What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

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Last Christmas I gave you my heart. I am still waiting for a transplant.....

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What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

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What do you get when you cross a Chinese man with a dog? A happy Chinese man and a pile of dog bones.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

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Knock knock, Who's there? The constable. Your husband was killed in a car crash.

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Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

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How do you get a woman to stop nagging? Smack her in the face.

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What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got Alzheimer's, Who are you?

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What do you call a boy with no arms or legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

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WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

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when u cant say fuck say firetruck because it starts with f and it ends with uck ?firetruck?

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A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: To get to your house. A: Knock-knock B: Whose there? A: The chicken!

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So a Mexican a Jew and a Philippino walk across the street What Happened? the border patrol shot them

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, its because your wearing a suit and on the front door it says no people in suits are allowed." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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What's the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? An elevator helps society

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Who is the fastest kid in AA? Alex Solomos

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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