- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a girl says "I want to be a banana when I grow up". She's set unrealistic goals and her parents fear she may be autistic.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile. get in the batmobile.

knock knock who's there? your destiny

What do you call a a chinese abortion? My dinner

What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

Dyslexia ruels!

- i send you a friend request on facebook - okay

Why didn't the plane crash... because of the wight male piloting it

Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

what's worse than failing a test? having your house burnt down

What do you get when you cross Bambi and a ghost? Bamboo

What happened when the high school student had intercourse with his history teacher? orgasmic noises.

Q: Why did the boy have blue balls? A: because the respectable girl with high self esteem refused to give him head.

Billy Idol walks into a New York City Bar. He snorts lines of coke with his comrades in the bathroom and continues his night by having sex with attractive underage females

But there's a sound Dumbledore knows... What does the Fawkes say?

The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

Whats the difference between a black man and a mexican? The skin pigmentation and most likely the size of their penis

So A duck wants to be a musician. Day1: He cuts of his beak attempting to sing. Day2: Dead

How old is victor? Half past dead

What did Steve Hagen say to Steve Walters? "We have the same first name."

Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

why did the girl have pink hair? because she died it purple, but it didn't work.

What is 33 + 1? Penis

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