Why did the man read the terms of service? He had ignored them before, and was forced into a scam where a shady organization took all of his money and possessions. With no other way to provide for his family, the man began selling drugs, which led to several arrests. He has been n prison for 3 years now... His wife has left him for one of the man's close friends

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asking someone to check ur broken wing mirror to fall into that persons arms by accident is not a good idea

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My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

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Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenic, and don't have any friends

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What do you call a guy named Bob hanging by a string? Plum Bob

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what has two lags and red all over? :a cat in a chinies restrunt...

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why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

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whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

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How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

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what`s green and flys a plain i was kidding about the green

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Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

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what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

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You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a pub. They order drinks, then leave without speaking to each other. It was pure coincidence they walked into the bar at the same time. They had no connections to each other, them being from three different countries.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like cows, Cows are cool

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whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

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Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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How do you make a grown man cry? Fling a rubber band at him.

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how do u stop a cat from peeing on the floor? Kill it... haha

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Two blonds walk into a building....they couldnt see it.

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One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

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Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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