You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

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If your riding a jet ski and the wheels fall off Then how many pancakes does it take to Cover a dog house Purple because ice cream doesn't have Any bones

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Why did the black man walk into the catholic church? He was catholic.

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Why did the black man buy a gun? Because he and his family live in a dangerous neighborhood.

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What's worse than falling out of a tree and landing on a dog? Rape.

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Three men walk into a gay bar, and have a great time because they're all of consensual age and brought condoms for safe sex.

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A man and a woman walk into a bar... They both die from cerebral hemorrhages.

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How do you drown a blonde? Force her head underwater until she can no longer breathe, thus shutting down her brain and killing her.

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Justin Bieber

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asking someone to check ur broken wing mirror to fall into that persons arms by accident is not a good idea

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Why is the world going to end on 9 December 2014? I don't know why, but IT IS

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 had paranoia.

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What do you call something green and fuzzy? Grass, I lied about the fuziness.

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How do you stop a lumberjack? You thrust a javelin through his lungs

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What did the Frog say to the other Frog? Nothing they can't speak

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What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

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Me: Knock Knock Mom: Who's there? Me: Jason Mom: Jason who Jason: HOW COULD YOU FORGET ME I CAN'T BELRIVE YOUR ALZHEIMER'S HAS GOTTEN THAT BAD! WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ME BWAAA! *Jason sadly died short after from a bus hitting him*

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A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

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LeBron in the fourth quarter

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What did the man say when he realized that he was late for work? "Shit, I'm late for work."

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not intelligent enough to realize the hazardous dangers of crossing the street.

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did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

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What did the jew say to the black man? Nothing they were in a mall that got invaded by evil trees.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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