- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

How many midgets does it take to change a light bulb? If you do the math, it's probably one.

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your mother is so obese, that she really should look into eating a well balanced diet and taking part in an excercise plan that suits her

why did the kid sit alone at lunch? he had no friends

Two Scientologists walk into a bar. For $5,000 you can hear the rest of this joke.

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What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

How does a Black Guy eat chicken. Like anyother human-being.

wormly wormly sat on the worm theworm said wormly and went to warmly

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a ferrari? You can't find a ferrari in my garage.

What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

Why is 6 afraid of 7.? Well 7 has suffered a tramatic brain injury, and has a tendancy to brutally attack anyone he comes in contact with. The whole situation is unfortunate.

The once was a man from Nantucket, Who gave up on his life and said "damn this!" Then he won lots of money, His future looked bright and sunshiny Until one day he suddenly died

Why did the man get a DUI? Because he was driving under the influence.

Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, he died.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

What do you call a black man, an asian man, and a white man walking down the street? 3 men walking down the street.

Why did Steve Jobs step down as CEO of Apple? Because he died.

Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

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