- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Knock Knock. GO AWAY!

h

what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

Why did Sally fall off the swing? I hit her with a shovel.

What do you call a black man sitting on a porch? Relaxed.

have you seen Stevie wonders car? No Neither has he

What isyellow and can't swim? a bulldozer

Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely and should probably go to the hospital.

Do you know what one golf ball said to the other? Nothing they are lifeless objects

Why didn't bob like night clubs? He was epileptic

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked: "Why the long face?" The horse said: "My wife just died."

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

Why do elephant tusks stick out? For uprooting trees and bushes, and for defending their young.

an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

Why did the blonde girl lie? Because she's a liar.

How do you make a unicorn? Jab a stick through a pink horse and name it Liam

My Penis is so big. How big is it? If you lay my penis down beside another similarly lengthy object, approximately 10" long, it would most likely surpass the length of the object you chose to measure it to.

Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

Chuck Norris shaves with his fists. That's why he still has a beard.

when placing the bolt in the side of the metal rememb............ shit wrong book ........................................................................

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

what can jump higher than a tree? anything that can jump because everyone knows that trees cannot jump.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??