Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

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Why did the white policeman shoot all the black people in a house and not the white people Because the black guys were holding the white guys hostage

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Two cannibals are eating a clown one turns to the other and asks "does this taste funny to you?" The other cannibal says " yeah because the clown has been dead for weeks."

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Q: Why did the black man run from the chainsaw? A: Someone was trying to kill him with it.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you But the roses have wiltered The violets are dead The sugar bowl is empty And so is your head

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What did the snoop dog have for breakfast? Weed

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Because 6 was registered as a sex offender

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Have you heard about the constipated mathematician? He worked his problems out with a pencil... It was a #2 pencil

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Godilla walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

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Why did Sarah fall of the swing? Because she was very careless and swung too high.

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you are as stupid as alec. lol neewb

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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So you keep your knowledge sharp do you? When it comes to hypnosis and such?

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how much c o c k could a n i g g e r lick if a f a g g o t licked a d i c k

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What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

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Why didn't Suzie answer her mother? Suzie has a serious condition where she is mute and also severely deaf.

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A man walks into a bar. He realizes that he would need a designated driver if he would want to return home safely. So he then leaves.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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What more fun than a barrel full of monkeys? A barrel of dead babies

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Knock knock Who the fuck says knock knock?

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69

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Q: Whats red and bad for your teeth? A: a brick

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Q. What do you get if you cross a suspicious person with a paranoid person? A. Who wants to know

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My jeans

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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