How did the boys sunglasses fall off his face? He was drop kicked.

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what did spiderman say before he saved mary jane? ill save you mary jane.

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What did the man do when he ran out of milk? He went to the store to get some more milk!

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What do you give a homeless person? Poop in a bottle.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no reason. Chickens don't have the thinking skills to reason.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I was raped when i was little.

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Why did the blonde arrest the man? Because he brutally murdered his wife and children.

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What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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kieran is a homosexual

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Why did man lay down? His dog ate his genitals.

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What's so funny about Mexicans? Nothing. They're all humans too.

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A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

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why do jews like weed? A) because they are used to being baked.

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What did the poor boy get for Christmas? Orphaned.

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Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

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Justin Beiber has fame, his own bodyguards, he has performed many shows and has everyone's attention. What do you have? A penis.

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what do you call a baby with a stamp on his nose.? Kentucky won the national championship this year

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What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

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Q: Whats the difference between water melon and a baby? A: Watermelon is a fruit.

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Why couldn't the towel talk? Because it didn't have a language.

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On September 11th 2001, A worker of North twin tower man woke up to find his dog had chewed on his brand new phone. He went down stairs and realized his kitchen window had been broken. Getting ready to leave for work and saw his radio had been stolen out of his car. After finally making it to work and settling down in his office he spilled coffee on his lap. Enraged, the man yelled, "How could today get any worse!?"

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Why did the war end? Because one country surrendered. They were getting beat pretty bad, it seemed like the only viable option.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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