- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A woman walks into a bar.

Q: What did the Jew get for Christmas? A: Nothing you dumbass, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf.

binladin walks into the american seals

Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

Did the Jewish surgeon charge extra for circumcisions? Nope, he just kept the tips

You know that song "FIrework" by Katy Perry? Well, I ate a hotdog last night.

Why did Sandra fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock Who is there? Not Sandra

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

A man walks into a bar and then, after a relatively short period of time, walks out of the bar.

Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

Jake: Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Steve: She had no Arms. Jake: Knock Knock Steve: Who is there? Jake: Not Sarah

Q: What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck oak? Well, If an oatmeal man could oat chuck oat, then a wood oat chucker could chuck oats.

Q. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of a door? A. Matt

John: Hey Debbie, do you wanna go see a movie with me? Dina: My name is Dina

Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

A young boy trips and severly cuts his knee while running down his neighborhood street. He is promptly brought to the hospital to avoid receiving any serious infection.

"You're not very subtle, are you?" asked Nyacinth of the Prince. "Coo-fif," replied the Prince, a sly smile on his face.

Did you hear the one about the dead guy? Apparently he was no longer living.

Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

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