There once was a man from Nantucket.

What goes round and knocks on windows? A paedophile.

What's worse than finding an apple in your apple Finding a black guy in your school

Knock knock Who's there? Justin Bieber OH MY GOD REALLY?! No.

What did the marshmallow say to the other marshmallow? We are both bananas.

why are some people black? Because god decided there needs to be different people in the world therefore none are congruent

black people swimming

More mindfuck: Your school is betraying you edition. How are you going to feel good about yourself, if you have to UNDER STAND everything you learn? Moral: If you dont get it, you are not ready.

a boy jumps off a building why? because he's afraid of heights

Roses are red viloets are blue mw3 sucks and bf3 is good

Why didn't Jimmy do well at school? Because he was recently in a car accident, which severely damaged his brain, making it difficult for him to learn things, because of his severely damaged brain, which he got in a car accident, which he was recently involved in.

Whats the difference between a muslim and a christian? They believe in different things.

Why did the plane crash? Chuck Norris was sitting in it, and thus his weight was countless times larger than the lift force of the plane.

Q. What's big, green, has four legs, fuzzy, and if fell out of a tree would kill you? A. A pool table

What did the man say to his friend when he beat him in a game of billiards? Good Game.

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

dallen loves penis

whats worse than having the flu? having cancer

Voldemort's nose is so flat, that it looks like he doesn't have a nose.

A jewish boy walks past a quarter on the ground..

Joke- Blah Blah Blah, punch line -LOL -Shut the hell up

rose are red so is u want to know why because i shot her

knock knock come in ok!!!!! ur an elephant oh ya i guess im not suppose to talk!

What's big and messy? A big mess

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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