- Anti Joke

Fenestrade De Riguerto sat aloft his might horse Bentereuse and called for his brigadiers. At home his wife was opening a package. 2 minutes later a sound could be heard reverberating across the countryside. It was the invasion fleet from Denarus V wiping out humanity

What do you call a man that likes to play baseball? A Baseball Player.

Why were our jokes deleted? Because it's anti-joke.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 beat the crap out of 8.

Q: How many chicken nuggets can fit into an olympic size swimming pool? A: 8,563,690,152... Corndogs

Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

What's a worse place to be besides the friendzone? On your grandmas lap crying because your parents just died in a car crash.

A guy walks into a bar and falls.

all these jokes are horrible now

what did the white guy say to the black guy at the homeless shelter? Hi.

What isyellow and can't swim? a bulldozer

why does her hair shine so nicely? she uses good shampoo.

YOU-why did the airplane crash? (person): why? YOU-Because jimmy was flying it. (person): Who is jimmy? YOU- a fish.

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Jimmy

I hate when people see me at the store and are like "What are you doing here??" and Im just like, "Oh, you know, hunting elephants..."

A:why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side =D B:...i dont think you fully grasp the concept of an anti joke yet...smh -.-

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

A woman buys a man a Valentine's Day present.

what do you call a muslim flying a plane a pilot

Yes

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Did you hear about the new brand of shovel? Yeah, it's pretty groundbreaking.

Why did the pedophile cross the road? To molest a child.