What's the difference between a pair of slippers and a pair of dead babies? Essentially nothing.

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Whats Barack Obama's favorite number ? 7

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A Mayor accidently killed one of the citizens of his town through dangerous driving. He could not be charged with murder, as it was an accident, but there was an uproar, and he was humiliated beyond question and forced out of office straight away. Even his family rejected him, owing to the fact that the unfortunate citizen he struck was his son's girlfriend.

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How do you fit four gay on a bar stool? Divide the given space into fourths and convince them to share it accordingly. However, due to the fact that bar stools are significantly smaller than the average chair, and the likelihood that the bar has the resources to provide chairs for all of their customers, it would be highly unlikely that the men would choose be remain seated in such an inconvenient manner.

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Why did the boy fall over? Because he got hit by a car. Follow forever.art7 on Insta.

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A man walks into a bar. He is an alcohol and it is killing his family.

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A bartender sees Jesus Christ, George Washington, and Adolf Hitler walk into his bar. The bartender is drunk.

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What did the father say to his son? ....nothing

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Why did the blonde fail her drug test? She's actually never did drugs before but since she didn't show up for appointment, that counts as an automatic fail.

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What do you say if you wake up and see your television floating around at night? Say,"I should probably get to sleep. This is probably an effect of sleep deprivation."

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I f**ked your mom last night. Will you marry me?

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What did the dog say to the tree? Bark.

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Why did Sally fall out of the tree? Because She had no arms or legs... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Knock-Knock? Who's There? Not Sally

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What do you call a black man with no legs? A fine example of the consequences of drink driving. Make sure you are physically stable or not under the effects of depressants, drugs or any form of alcohol before deciding to use a motor vehicle.

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what did the older brother do? put on a joke on anti jokes what did the younger brother do ? give it a minus score what did the older brother do ? tell him and then played gears of war 2 (they got gears 3 but wanted to go bakc in time, not like michael J fox in a car with a crazy doctor but as in play an old game)

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Q:How many cavemans does it take to screw in a lightbulb A: None there was no electricity back then

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HOLY COW!

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i like going to public parks and watching the kids run and yell because they dont know im using blanks

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yo momma so ugly that yo your birth certifiicate is an apology from thew condem factory

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Why was the boy in front of the adoption center sad? He lost his lolly-pop.

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What's white and black? Color blind.

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Q: Do you know how to save a black man from drowning? A: No. GOOD!

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What gets wetter as it dries? Sarah Jessica Parker

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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