- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the worst kind of homework? child abuse

Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

God saw himself. Finally, proof.

what do call a dead dog in between two planks of wood? big sandwhich.

wouldnt it be ironic if chuck norris was shooting blanks

I asked the librarian where to find a specific book. She told me where it was.

Why was the blonde confused? Because someone was dressed in a chicken costume throwing pinecones at her.

What do you say to a black couple that just got married? Congratulations

A blonde walks into an electronic store...she buys an IPhone because someone stole her blackberry, her money, and everything she cares for. Nah, I'm just kiddin', she was murdered.

What happened to the baby in the microwave. I don't know I was too busy masturbating off to it in my clown suit

She Explored My Body, Licked, Sucked, Swallowed! When Satisfied, She Left! . . . . Damn Mosquito!!!

Whats pink red and silver? A baby chewing on reason blades. Whats pink red silver and smells bad? Same baby two weeks later.

A Mexican, a Jew, an American and an Indian are on a plane with no parachutes. No one jumps out because no one has a parachute.

How are friends and trees alike? They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it? A coconut.

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What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

Two children are opening presents for Christmas. Daughter: "Look how many beautiful things I've got, look how much parents love me! And you got a Jo-Jo! Ha-ha!" Sonplaying with Jo-Jo: "Yeah, some of us have Jo-Jo, and some of us leuchemia. Ha-ha."

your mama so old, shes dead.

Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Pastor, and the Mail Man? -no, how's that go? Oh you haven't? That's too bad, it's really good.

What does shit smell like? Your maaaa

Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty messed up!

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