Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

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rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

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It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

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george goodburn is secretly mexican

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When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

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Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

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Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

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Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

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What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? Because he was looking for other chickens because he has no friends and he got bullied when he was in 12th grade. He got picked on because he was sledding down his hill in his backyard and he accidentally scraped one side of his face on ice and started bleeding. The next day his classmates started calling him two face.

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how do you kill a black guy ? AIDS

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock Knock? Who's There? Not Suzy. What did Suzy want for Christmas? Parents who loved her. What did Suzy get for Christmas? Cancer.

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How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

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what is the name of the book that helen keller wrote LADIUFgSLDGFhalkjgfvcgh

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What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

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What did the black father get his child for Christmas? A Yo-Yo. Actually, never-mind, he doesn't know his father.

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What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

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There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

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How do you have sex with 9 giraffes? you don't because that's weird

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What happens when you give a fat man scissors? He cuts off the foreskin of your penis.

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What is the difference?

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Q: What did the boy say to the girl? A: Wanna go to homecoming?

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Knock Knock whose there your parents your parents who your parents just got malled by a hobo with an axe.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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