Why did the war end? Because one country surrendered. They were getting beat pretty bad, it seemed like the only viable option.

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On September 11th 2001, A worker of North twin tower man woke up to find his dog had chewed on his brand new phone. He went down stairs and realized his kitchen window had been broken. Getting ready to leave for work and saw his radio had been stolen out of his car. After finally making it to work and settling down in his office he spilled coffee on his lap. Enraged, the man yelled, "How could today get any worse!?"

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Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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What do you call a Mexican hot dog? Lunch.

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read this sentence again.

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silver bullet?

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead get pulled over. The cop says "Yuck!" Then shoots the redhead because red hair is disgusting.

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When life gives you lemons, chuck them at someone's face!

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How many sheets did the Asian want on his bed? "You sheet on my bed I kill you!"

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wut du u cull a niggre whos wyte nut a niggre

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how long is a chinese name. how long. yup.

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How do you kill a dumb blonde? Personally, I love stabbing them.

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What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man in a gorilla suit with a banana.

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What happens when Terran Hansen has sex with a cow? Jesse Z.

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Whats bigger than a toaster and smaller than an oven? ... ... ... ... ... ... ... .... .... . ... . . . ..... ...... ..... a microwave . ..... . ... ...

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what did the bartender say to the customer? a. is it the first option b. is it the second option c. is it the third option.

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Why do people waste there time writing Anti-Jokes Becuase they enjoy there right to the 1st ammendment and who are we to question it

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Knock knock? Who's there? Herpes. Bummer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares

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What do a blonde and a good beer have in common? They both go down easy.

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Why was Nathan upset Because his sister died from an undiagnosed case of tuberculosis

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what's the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? dolphins aren't ghosts!!

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Why did the dog run away from home? Because the owner left the door open.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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