- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do people waste there time writing Anti-Jokes Becuase they enjoy there right to the 1st ammendment and who are we to question it

What do a blonde and a good beer have in common? They both go down easy.

what did the bartender say to the customer? a. is it the first option b. is it the second option c. is it the third option.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares

Why was Nathan upset Because his sister died from an undiagnosed case of tuberculosis

Whats bigger than a toaster and smaller than an oven? ... ... ... ... ... ... ... .... .... . ... . . . ..... ...... ..... a microwave . ..... . ... ...

Knock knock? Who's there? Herpes. Bummer.

Why did the dog run away from home? Because the owner left the door open.

what's the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? dolphins aren't ghosts!!

What is the difference between a urologist and a can of chili? One is hot and spicy, and the other analyzes urine.

What do you say to a horse at the vet? Good god, look at that ear infection.

whats brown and has wings? a stick, i lied about the wings bit

A dog walks into a bar. He's a service animal, so this is allowed.

Why did Johnny throw the clock out the window? His parents are never around to supervise him.

What do you call a cow painted in red a cat ( PS : i lied about the cow + the paint ! )

roses are blue violetrs are green im shooting heroine into my head

What did the dead man say to his best friend? Nothing.

Why? Why not?

A mother is sitting with her son at the park. A nearby man suddenly breaks into uncontrollable coughing. The mother leans over to her son and whispers, 'Smoker's cough.' The son never takes up smoking.

how do you kill a blonde with a pistol Put the clip in and shoot her

Whats the most impotent thing to remember when your going skateboarding? A skateboard.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there happened to be road in the vicinity of the fowl and the odds of the bird crossing it is very high.

Why did Jimmy fall off of his bike? Well, he was always known for his lack of balance.

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? it has no legs.

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