- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

Q: If your riding down the Nile on a boat and your boat springs a leak, how many boxes of pancake mix does it take to fix the hole? A: 58, because Koalas are marsupials

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was food on the other side

Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

Go away nothing to see here,. I said go away

why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

Why was the man lying under a sheet. Because he was dead.

How many Mexicans does it take to screw a lightbulb? None, they couldn't cross the border.

Why did the director call cut? Because he was shot dead by Nazis.

A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

Roses are red Violets are red I have Ebola

What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

What happened when Susie fell off the Ferris Wheel? There was an open seat.

Knock knock! Knock knock!! Knock knock!!! Knock knock!!!! WHOSE THERE! Wait its a woodpecker

What do you call a joke that isn't funny? A joke that isn't funny.

Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

What's worse than getting a bruise? AIDS.

why did Sallt fall off the swings? she had no arms knock knock who's there not Sally

Want to hear a joke? 12 year olds

Why was the dog fallowing the fat guy. The fat guy said come.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police. Come out with your hands up!

Why did Lucy have blond hair? Answer: Because both her parents had recessive hair traits.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

I have three heads and nine eyes, what am I? I'm a liar.

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