- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If god himself had a religion he would be a self centered bastard.

How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

Q. Why were the children sad? A. They'd just been abducted by a dodgy old man in a van.

How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

A horse walks into a bar, and is then put down because of the injuries it sustained from the impact.

What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who practices the Jewish religion. A pizza is an italian dish consisting of dough, cheese, and tomato sauce.

What bouriquet got to do open HIS FACEBOOK!

Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

Mike: Hey Dave knock knock Dave: Come in!

why did the girl fall off the swing? because someone threw a fridge at her.

Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

Friends are like trees. They fall when hit multiple times with an axe.

there once was a man named china who got stuck in yo mamas vagina he escaped through her butthole minus her butt mole and then died a horrible and painful death

Roses are red, Violets are red, OH SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE

Little Brianna has a special body part. That's why I kidnapped and sexually assaulted her.

Your mom is so ugly she often finds it difficult attracting members of the other sex.

Which way do 4 gay guys walk South then past the milkbar then around the corner

The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

A white man walks into an elementary school. He was the teacher.

What happens when you run over a mexican? The country gets one less illegal immigrant.

What did Ann Frank say when she dropped her icecream Nothing because she was captured by Natzis

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