Why did the plane crash? Because something was wrong with the engine

Violence is never the answer, its the question... The answer is YES!

what did the cat say to the potato? meow

There was a girl who had a dream of becoming a famous movie star. So, after five years of hard work and dedication, she didn't become a famous movie star. Dreams don't always come true. Refrigerators keep things cold.

In a tangential universe Crispin Glover is the head of scientology

what has 2 legs and red all over half a cat.

Roses are red Violets are blue You just lost the game UMAD Bro?

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Before you sneeze Say PIK-Achoo

I needed to write an article about heart disease so I did some research. I learned a lot.

What's the best part about the school burning down? All the children trapped inside never had to grow up

Why was the boy laughing at Sally? Because Sally was a man

How do you get a blonde to stop talking? Hit her in the head with a brick.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers and the middles for you

how do you save a car from falling out of an airplane? I don't know.

Person 1: Why can't a T-Rex clap? Person 2: BECAUSE THEIR ARMS ARE TOO SMALL! Person 1: No, because they are extinct dumbass

Why was the girl crying? She had just been severely raped.

did you know r kelly and jay z had a album together?

Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Dementia.

What can be smooth but also rough? Endoplasmic Reticulum

How do you make a white girl commit suicide? Bully her.

What's better than winning a million dollars? Winning 2 million dollars!

when god created an asian he said 'Crispy"

the WNBA.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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