What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

William wright is Gay

Yo momma so stupid she tried drowning a gold fish. She got accused for animal cruelty.

Why was the priest circumcised? He had a very painful urinary tract infection

why did the boy laugh? cause he was reading this joke!

An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

Who is John Galt?

What's brown and sticky? A stick. But if you answered poop you aren't wrong.

You're a big fat monkey.

What do an airplane and a strawberry have in common? They can both fly.... Except for the strawberry

What is a good remedy for the common cold? A piping hot bowl of chicken-noodle soup.

What's the difference between dead babies and the holocaust? A lot.

There once was a girl who took away my source of entertainment. Her name was Nicole.

What did the genie say to the man that rubbed the magic lamp? Nothing, genies don't exist.

what do you call your mama at the gas station

Rush Limbaugh

God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

Here's a joke for you, my life...

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a tape worm in your apple.

CUT MY SOUL INTO PIECES MY NAME IS VOLDEMORT TERMINATION YOU'RE BLEEDING DON'T GIVE A F**K IF I HAVE NO NOSE FOR BREATHING

A guy walked into a bar a hundred years ago and but a pint of whiskey. He is dead now.?

Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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