- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why does it take three Polacks to change a light bulb? A: Because they're so damn stupid.

Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

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Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

What's funnier than Tom Cruise laughing like a badass? Chuck Norris

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is promptly arrested for sexual harassment.

A man died.

Y did the first squarl fall out of the tree? It died Y did the 2nd squarl fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Y did the 3rd squarl fall out of the tree? Peer presure. Why did bobby fall off his bike? He got hit by 3 squarls Y did bobby die? He got run over by a truck:)

Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

You remind me of something What? Monday Why? Nobody likes you

One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

how do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The fridge is on its side, the door is torn off, and the ruined food scattered all over the floor. Not to mention there is an elephant in your kitchen.

Q: You know what's really funny? A: A good joke.

Why did the Cookie Monster go to the Doctor? Because He had an inoperable tumor in his lower intestinal tract.

2 people lived next door to each other. The man said "hi" and so did the other man. What is wrong with this situation. Nothing, just friendly neighbors.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he got hit by a car because he wasn't aware of the dangers of not looking both ways. Bufoon

What do you call an anti joke that's not funny? Non-existent.

A farmer and his son were walking to the well to fetch some water. The farmer stops, turns to his son and is mauled to death by a lion because they were in Africa.

Dennis: you can make anything out of coppersulfate Austin: But copper sulfate can make things out of you

A priest and a rabbi walks into a bar. The bartender looks at them and says "is this some kind of joke?".

What did the elf say to Santa I'm not making any more toys fat ass.

A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit and. the bear eats the rabbit in a whole bite without chewing...end of story...the end

Why did the piece of gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken's foot.

What has equally bad consequences as breaking someone's leg in front of the local authorities? Breaking your own leg on purpose in front of the local authorities.

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