- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man have no head? It was blown off in Iraq 2 and days ago

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus. Why did the bus crash? It hit a boy eating an ice cream cone.

What do you call a black man? A normal human being

whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

What do you call a woman when you're inside her? Mom.

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a wall? Ripping them off.

Friends are just like trees. They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

What does a handsome guy and an ugly girl have in common? Nothing

what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

What's the difference between my dog and my wife? I respect my dog.

Why wasn't Kevin Love able to draw a perfect circle. Because, he just wasn't able to get the job done

Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because leprechauns don't exist.

Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

What did the psychiatrist say to the man wearing nothing but Saran Wrap? - "That's for food. You should wear clothes instead."

How do you know when an elephant is in your refrigerator Theres printson the cheese cakes

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpion

There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

People really hate it when sentenses don't end the way elephants wear hats

What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

Why can't dogs fly? Because they do not have wings.

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