- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Asian man walked to P.F. Changs, and asked where the bathroom is.

What did Zeus say to Hades? Nothing. Both are mythological beings created by the Greek civilization to explain why many things in the world happened, mostly because of a lack of modern science.

Donald Trump decided to run for President.

How did the black man get a nice car? He spent 8 years of his life getting a doctorate so he could be hired at a job that will pay for his desired vehicle.

Why do bats fly in circles? They're mentally retarded.

What's worse than a baby on a pitchfork? Two babies on a pitchfork.

What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

What’s spotty, has three legs and is green all over? …well?

What does the Bill in Bill Clinton stand for? Bilious.

What's the object with the most points according to science and math? A sphere.

What do black people and asians have in common? arms

Which came first? The chicken? Or the egg? Whichever one was more sexually excited i guess.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for Valentine's Day? AIDS

What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

If there's something strange in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The Police.

Why was the black guy sad? Because he has a knife through his throat

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand but thinking of you.

Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

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