- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man ask his wife to make him a sandwich? He lost both of his arms in the war.

Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

What's the difference between a pizza and a baby? I don't stab pizza 47 times in the chest with a chainsaw.

I like the color potato.

some dude: weed is bad Other dude: then why do they prescribe it to people are you dumb or are you stupid

Why is red? He was just murmured by a phycopath.

Me John Kasich! Me win Ohio primary!

Guy A walks into a bar and sits down beside guy B, they quickly spark up a quick conversation about golf, Guy B says "i hit the ball so hard, it soared 200 yards", Guy A quickly responds by saying "I hit your mom so hard!" Guy B responds "the jokes on you, my mom has herpes"

what do you call a girl with a pumpkin spice coffee in her hands? Jenifer

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What's worse than having embaracing parents? A: they are of the same sex

A light bulb is very similar in shape to a pear. So, when you change a light bulb, don't replace it by a pear.

In space, no one can hear you scream. Which means Xenomorphs are deaf.

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Green paint.

what do you call a mexican with a rubber blanket cold

Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock.. Who's there? Not Sally!

Why did the Bruins win against the Flyers? ....they had goal tending.

so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got out of its cage, was running away from its owner, and crossing a busy street seemed like the most effective way to gain freedom.

What do you call a blonde who can't read? an infant

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