- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, Herp Derp

The chickens have become self-aware!

Q: What's blue and yellow all over? A: A baby at the bottom of the pool with a slashed floatie. Q: What's red and yellow all over? A: A floatie at the top of a pool with a slashed baby.

Why did Johnathan drop his popsicle? He was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Johnathan

What did the strawberry say to the elephant? Nothing. Because it's a strawberry and strawberries can't talk.

Quick! It's a fly, call the swat team!!!

An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

Why does the cow eat grass? A: Because it's green. (Cows are colorblind)

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I am blind

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.... Knock, Knock, Who's there?: Not Sarah

Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

Which deranged adventurer thinks that (one`s unprotected cranium) is stronger than (a brick structure) Mario. he keeps bashing his head on blocks in attempts to prove his own worth

What do you call a black man fishing. ... a fisherman racist.

whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

What do you call a homosexual in a wheelchair? A cripple

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Knock knock. Who's there? Big Brother. Big Brother who? That's right. ALL are who, Akbar!

why was allison crying? because her mom's dead.

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