- Anti Joke

Why was Jimmy so bad at jumping rope? His father's car ran over an IED back in 2009. Jimmy had lost his legs in a tragic explosion.

Why did the asian man crash? He fell asleep after a long 18 hour day of driving, plus he was listening to soothing soul music.

What do you do when you see someone from the kkk? Accept what you saw and move on with your day

A: What do you call a deer with no eyes? A: I got NoEyeDeer!!!

Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

How many victims of the holocaust does it take to screw in a light bulb? Zero. They're all dead you sick fuck.

What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

Wooooah! Thats literally the sound I made, anyway, can you like type the entire story in one setting, I feel weird, did you just try to hypnotize me? Anyway, are you trying to, woah, I am like high now...

What'd the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? New shoes and some gloves

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than suicide? death

hey hey apple

What would you do if your penis disintegrated? Never mate again.

How many chinese women can you fit in a car? About the same amount as men.

what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

What did the man say before he died? I am going to die.

What was the last thing the boy heard before he was hit by the school bus? Nothing. He was deaf.

why did the black man apply for a job at kfc? His family was in debt after the loss of his father.

Have you ever tried ethiopian food Neither have they

Why did the teacher fall on her face? She was shot in the back of her head.

Your momma so stupid, she speaks poorly and can't spell very well.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.

What's blue, orange, and silver all over? Nothing. That's a ridiculous combination of colors.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely say "Hey you, get out of the tree."