Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? when people don't understand the concept of anti-jokes and post real jokes

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Why didn't the man laugh at his son's joke? Because he was born without a mouth.

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Yes

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what is big, white, and can't climb a tree? a fridge

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Q: 1 out of every 44 presidents can dunk, who is it? A: How the hell am i suppost to know

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Obama lin Baden.

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Knock Knock who's there? Steve Steve who? Steve. I already told you my name.

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What did the barber say to Chewbacca? DAAAAAAYYYYUUUUMMMM!!!

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what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

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How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

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Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

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Q:Why don't black people go on cruises? A:They already fell for that trick once.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink Bartender: Why the long face Man: My wife was recently killed in a horrible car accident Bartender: Oh my god, I'm so sorry Man: Jks I have AIDS

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Rsoes aer rde, voiltes are bule, i have dyslexia. It's not funny.

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Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigorator

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Whats worse than ten babies stapled to a tree? One baby stapled to ten trees.

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What did the boy eat for lunch? - His mother.

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Lol, first of all all I watched was something called Chobits many years ago, and while I know what hentai is, I cant say I watch that a lot or not really at all no... A peek but, its just too weird for me, they all look like cute kids with deformed bodies or something. What? You into Nerds now? Why cant I just wear my contacts and look somewhat less alien?

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Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

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knock knock whos there? i dont know arent you supposed to get the door?

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Why did the wolf cry boy? Cause he was a pedifile.

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If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

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