why cant women draw perfect circles? no one can becouse it is virtually impossible

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Q: What did jerry sandusky do with little boys alone? A: Teach them how to play football

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What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies.

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What did the senator do after he typed he email? He clicked the send button.

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What do you call a blue horse with two legs and five eyes? A blue horse with two legs and five eyes.

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whats black dirty gross and sits on the porch all day? a trash bag

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Why is purple the best color. Cuz icecream has no bones

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2 wales are at the bar one looks at the other and dose a wale call for 5 long minutes and the other one reply's "dude your drunk we got to go"

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what do you call a white man who appears to be standing on water? a surfer

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Why couldn't Billy write his own name... ...because he was wearing purple lemonade???

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Q. How did the man with no legs get to places? A. He didn't, he died at his house alone

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What do you get when you cross a dog with an anteater? An animal unlikely to survive beyond infancy.

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What do you say to a black man in the morning? Good morning

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Whats similar between an apple and a black guy there is no similarities between them

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What is the difference between a Camel And a Strawberry? A strawberry is red.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

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Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

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Why was the black man crying? His wife left him, took his children, and most of his possessions in the divorce.

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What’s the difference between a frog and a duck? One is a frog and one is a duck.

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Matrix if it had been with (as planned at some stage) with Will Smith. Normal Neo: Yes trinity lets find the others. Smith Neo: Yo pretty lady, lets go find them ho`s and chicken and stuff, then we can like go surfin and driving nuts and all that crackin stuff and then we etc etc. Normal Neo:... Smith Neo: You tellin ME this is your world Smith? Im Anderson yo and the one, Im gonna bitchmack you all and then just whoop you all with my master blaster no kidding buddy I have yellow belt Kung fu yo! Neo: We have to do something. Smith Neo; Yo unless we make a real rap video first we cant do the proper stuff you, why is this place all so green, get some colaaas! Seriously first we get carlton and then he dances his crazy dance while I go boyAAAAAAAAAAAAAAZ with my rap ok?

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Excuse me, do you have any gnats? Yes, plenty. Thank you

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pudding

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A man was driving and texting at the same time and when he was not looking a car passed him on the other side of the road. The man driving the car that passed the man was talking on the phone. When the man txting looked up and look back and said thank god thats not me talking i could of crashed if i was him

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Only steers and queers come from Texas and i dont see any horns on you so what does that mean? It means I am not a Minotaur.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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