So, a man walks into a bar. Suddenly, the universe around him cracks, unable to sustain the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

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Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor Adams. You called me about your father's stroke.

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What's green and eats rocks? A green rock eater What's purple and eats rocks? It hasn't been discovered by science yet...

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A man walks into a bar. He then says "ow".

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why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black person on a bike? Its probably your bike.

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Your name is Fired, your Boss comes up to you and says "Your Fired" You say "I know my name." Your boss gets mad and throws you in a chimney

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Seriosly. too much sex again?

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NO I AM NEROCHAN LEFT!

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Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

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What did the fat confused man say? I am confused.

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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What would you call it if Justin Bieber had sex with a woman? Sex, because thats what it is.

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Why wouldn't Leena sleep with Ole? Because she thought him to be a dumb, ugly, Scandinavian.

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What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

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What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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A black man is running down the street with a purse in his hand. He was trying to catch up to the old woman who forgot it at the restaurant. She was very grateful.

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What did the asian boy's parents say when he came home with a report full of b-pluses? "You did well, but try harder next time."

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All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

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the awkward moment when your mom wakes you up and you realize she died six years ago

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If rocks were people, what would you call a bunch of marble rolling down a hill? Rocks don't have the ability to be people.

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What does an Asian do in a library in his school? Write one of these.

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Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

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A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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