You know what they say about guys with big feet. They have big feet.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Open up.

A jew walked into a bar Hitler said.... A jew walked out of a concentration camp

A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

Why do giraffes have long necks? So they can reach higher, un-eaten leaves.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Police. She told me she was nineteen.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Put down your barbie. Get in the car.

What's the difference between black guy and a bucket of shit? The bucket

Why was the math text book so worried....… Because he had to many problems

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead get pulled over. The cop says "Yuck!" Then shoots the redhead because red hair is disgusting.

My mom

You've got more chins than a Chinese... Girl with a lot of chins, because she's so fat

I used to be an Adventurer like you, but then i took and arrow to the Elbow.

A man walks into a chiropractor. The chiropractor asked whats wrong with you? The man replies My boner has scoliosis.

A seal walks into a club. The man proceeds to skin it and sell the fur for profit.

Yo Mama's so fat Everyone is very concerned for her Health.

What did the traffic light say to the car? Bye.

What's worse than seeing another antijoke with "The Holocaust" punchline repeated? The Holocaust.

how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw 'em.

What happened when the old man fell off the roof? He died....

A duck walks into a bar and says, "Put it on my bill"

Knock knock, ... Little Timmy bursts into tears, Because his parents don't love him.

What happens when you finish a bottle of Sprite? You finish it

Joke- Blah Blah Blah, punch line -LOL -Shut the hell up

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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