- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

George Bush=Bush Dick Cheny=Dick Colin Powell=Colon Condoleezza Rice=Rice One of these doesn't belong here.

Why are Asian people bad drivers? Coincidental cases of blurred vision.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

He who laughs last...is not a laughing owl because they're extinct.

Guess what? What? You guessed correctly.

What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

Whats a black and white and red all over? i dont know...who spends their time researching this kind of stuff

when chuck norris does a pushup, he is tearing the muscles in his biceps, deltoids, core, and triceps in order to make them stronger.

An Irishman, a Zimbabwean and a South African walk into a bar... oh wait, it's just the English cricket team.

A man walks into a store with a faulty washing machine. He provides a valid guarantee receipt at the customer service desk and it is replaced without an issue

A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The driver was a loaf of bread

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? It was because it was a mushroom costume party

Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

Why did the chicken cross the road? An obsession with what motivates a chicken.

What noise does a Chinese roller coaster make? Chink Chink Chink Chink chink.....

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: toothpaste

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