- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jim: You wanna hear a funny joke? Tim: Sure Jim: Well, if you want a funny joke, this isn't the place to be.

How do you confuse a blonde? put her in a circular room and tell her to stand in the corner

Q: What the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

Person 1 - Did you know there is only evidents of killer whales killing in captivity Person 2 - tell that to my uncle Pete... He's deaf

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

There's nothing more natural than the coals under the fire...

What did Batman say to Robin before going into the Batmobile? Get in the car.

What's the most common way to become mentally challenged? Getting hit by a shovel a couple times

why did the girl slap joe? he had a boner.

roses are red, violets are blue, {insert name here} is f**ked up, (s)he want to have sex with you

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead

Why did the bartender refuse to let the black man in ? Because the bar was about to close.

Why didn't the sperm cell cross the road? It died from the intense heat.

Why did Hitler kill himself He saw his gas bill

What has 2 legs and smells like fish A fish with 2 legs

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refridgerator

99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer, take one down pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall. 10 minutes into the song one man succumbs to alcohol poisoning.

There's a black and a mexican guy in a car. Who's driving? The chauffeur.

"Mommy! Look, I found a turtle!" "that's no turtle." "Oh..."

What did the pretty young girl get for her birthday? Cake and presents (get your mind out of the gutter).

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it doesn't have the capacity for rational thought and decision-making and was subsequently hit by a car.

What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

What do you call somebody with no arms or legs and they are stranded in the middle of the ocean? Answer: screwed

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