How the hell do you know? What are you Nero? You are completely right! I was going to say I got no blue tie, but then I forgot you often call ribbons for ties... How? Should I be scared? I am not, no wonder you never felt human... I am shocked, I cant think straight I am confused and... Sorry Nero, Goodnight, if nothing else, you are no demon, but rather an angel, sweet dreams love. The solvemedia says the bible, this is freaky, my mind is numb.

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What did Tyrone Jenkins say when Obama was elected? Nothing. He is not a real person, but merely a hypothetically existent man used only for the portrayal of a lacking punchline.

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Why was the boy sleeping on the curb? he wasn't actually sleeping, he actualy just got hit by a car and had already died.

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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What has a skinny head and specky? Josh Moran.

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Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

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An Irishman, an American, an Australian, a Chinese man, a Turk, a Brazillian, a Canadian, a Jew, an African, a German, a Mexican, a Norweigian, a Swede, a Spaniard, a Russian and an Indian walk into a bar.

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Why did the blonde girl drink lots of water? Because the fat comments got to her and she changed her diet to nothing but water

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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why did the guy cross the road? Because he felt like it

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oooooooooooooo yeah write there thats the spot what i was talking about my car

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whats worse then being married to your dog eating your dog out

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that green thing is not a leaf, it's my sister

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If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

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Its crackers to slip a rozer and dropsey in snide.

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knock knock. who's there? your neighbor. o hi come one in!

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What happened to the orphan who ate a sandwitch? She got hit by a whale!

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Why do people waste there time writing Anti-Jokes Becuase they enjoy there right to the 1st ammendment and who are we to question it

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If a tree falls in the forest, does anyone hear it? no, but it was home to several endangered species that are now extinct

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How do you kill Glenn Campbell? Stab him with a screwdriver.

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What's sad about a pile of dead people? They didn't have life insurance.

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How does a yeti say hi? Raaawwwrrrr

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This girl came up to me and said she recognized me from the vegetarian club. Her name was Jill.

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Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Um no horses are overrated.

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