Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress

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what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, you already told her twice.

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How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

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Get a life besides thumbing down statements telling you advice.........

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there's a worm in my lime at least it doesn't have scurvy

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why didn't the mexiczn eat the black man's cooking? because it wasn't good

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What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

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What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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I got 99 problems and they're all related to long history of drug abuse

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why was little timmys mother so upset on mothers day? Because he had been abducted earlier that week

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whats fat and sits on a toilet? a fat guy sitting on the toilet

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How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

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i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

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Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

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What could be happier than a fat guy eating 20 pies? The guy he bought it from!

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Why couldn't the morbidly obese man get on a cruise ship? He didn't have a ticket.

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Why did the orange cross half way across the road Because it ran out of juice

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What did Elmer Fudd say when Bugs Bunny got away again? "Oh, dat dawn wabbit, I'ww get it some day".

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A: Knock Knock B: The door is open please come in.

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What musical band do you get if you keep shouting while in the mountain? The rolling stones. What do you get if you keep shouting in a snow covered mountain top? Blizzard Entertainment.

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What do you call a guy who stabs cereal? A cereal killer.

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**** *** *** ****** *** ** *** ***? ***** I bet you wish you could read that joke. It was **** hilarious.

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What's purple, blue, red, orange, yellow and green. A rainbow .

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