Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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What did Santa say when he fell down? Ouch

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Why wasn't the TV remote working? It was out of batteries.

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A man walks in to a bar with a frog stapled to his head. The bar tender says What the heck is that. The frog says I don't know this thing has been coming out of my but for two days

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Q: why didn't the asian boy ask for a calculator? A: you don't need calculators to make shoes

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How does a black guy in debt make money fast at the bank? He applies for a loan and conscientiously works hard to pay off the loan in turn, which he was lucky enough to get at a low interest rate.

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What was so funny about my sister getting raped? Nothing, there's never anything funny about someone getting raped, especially when it is a close friend or family member

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What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Two holocausts.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have ADD Hey look, a squirrel!!

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what do grown up's do at night when everyone lese is asleep? Go to sleep as well

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What's the cure of cancer? Death.

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What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

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What is small, red, and can't fit through a doorway? A baby with a spear through its head. Posted By: Lram

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Two men fought over a bag of peanuts. The peanuts won.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He flapped his wings, hovered, and the road crossed beneath him.

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What did the giraffe say to the walrus? Nothing. Giraffes can't talk. What did the Scotsman say to the walrus? Nothing. Scotsmen can't talk.

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why did the chicken eat chicken noodle soup? Because he killed his brother.

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I'm trying to find out how many people in the world have Alzheimers, do you? No. Bananas.

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Whats black and yellow and is funny when its falling off a cliff? A bus full of niggers.

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A man walks in to a bar, remembering he was actually going to the hardware store, he heads out and leave.

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Gay rights.

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A kid walks into a bar and the bartender yells, "Get Out!"

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Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

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knock knock! who's there? me.(walks away...)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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