- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How many Jews are there in Germany? A: None, they all died in the holocaust

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says: "Man it's hot in here!" The other muffin looks over and says "Holy cow a talking muffin!"

why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

How do you get a blond out of tree? Shoot her in the head.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am a gardener

Two black guys run into a bank with guns. They place them in their pre-payed safety deposit boxes and continue on their way as they were falling behind on their schedule.

how did hitler lure the jews onto trains to concentration camps? he told them he hid a penny in one of the cars

Roses are blue Violets are red Sugar are you And so is sweet

what do you get when you have an albino black man, a lesbian middle eastern siamese twin of the female gender, a polygamist indian and a jewish native american? A very cultured and diversified posse of hostages. Take your pick.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch! He stepped on a piece of a shattered bottle from a bar fight. Don't worry, though, it was just a little cut and he felt fine after a few beers.

One man calls emergency: - Come immediately, my little son has swallowed a condom! After five minutes, the same man calls back: - It is OK, I found another one.

Why did Susie drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

Yo momma so stupid she threw a rock at the ground And missed.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

Do you know what would happen if Hitler was still alive today. Nothing he's not.

Your mamas so old that she sat next to Jesus in kindergarten?

Apple hates Blackberry.

Why didn't Jane go to school last Thursday? It was summer. No one went to school last Thursday.

What do you get when you cross Skyrim and Call of Duty? A video game that has similarities to Skyrim and Call of Duty.

Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

How did the Muslim pilot die? He had a fatal heart attack while flying over the Atlantic and as a result the 300 passengers died by drowning.

dylan wishes he could come up with funny jokes. but that is impossible for a man trying to bat with a .5inch ****

A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

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