- Anti Joke

How do you get a drugged man, a giant sombrero, and a guitar into a Chuck-E-Cheese? You take multiple trips.

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I am High How about you?

Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

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Knock Knock I have a f*cking doorbell you asshole

What's the difference between a jew and a bottle of ketchup? People actually like ketchup.

What did the blond say to the other blond? "I like your shoes."

Something other than a Human Being walks into a bar. The bartender then makes a rational decision about how to handle the situation.

You wake, and up for a second you are dazed. Then you open your eyes slowly because you are afraid of what is to come. You then remember oh right I had a sleepover at john smith's house.

Why did the Jews go into the shower? Because they had just finish a basketball game and they needed to freshen up.

To men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

Two dinosaurs go to a theme park. On the way home they contemplate that they didn't really enjoy themselves. They decide to buy some ice cream to cheer them up a bit. They are severely frustrated by the lack of fun they had for the money they paid. Then they go to sleep. I completely forgot how this joke went, but your mom's a slut.

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A blonde and a brunette are walking down a street. What a great way to parade and recognise the various colours that lie upon ones head.

what's the only thing funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? The look on the mom's face.

Chuck Norris.

kennah campion when she talks

Your momma's so fat: She fears a lower life expectancy and consequently not seeing her grandchildren grow up.

"Ask me if I'm a tree!" "Are you a tree?" "No."

what do you call a girl with a pumpkin spice coffee in her hands? Jenifer

What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? "I don't like Asians."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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