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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing becasue a mute is a person who cannot speak and a deaf man ould not hear the jumbled mumblings anyway.

Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

Roses are red, my name is Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave

two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

What's the best sound in the world? Children screaming

whats funnier than 24?????????????????????????????????????????? 25

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a tree There isn't a tree in my garage

What did the Goldfish say to the Black man? Nothing, because Goldfish do not have human-like vocal cords and therefore the Goldfish cannot speak.

Why do elephant tusks stick out? For uprooting trees and bushes, and for defending their young.

What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

What's the object with the most points according to science and math? A sphere.

What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

April showers bring... tornadoes that kill families

A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom says, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender replies, "Exactly. That's a health hazard. The health department already gave two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

There's an african american, a latino, and an asian man riding in the car, whos driving? Obciously one of the three

What do you call a Mexican that crossed the border. An Illegal Immigrant.

"Knock Knock" "Come in"

What did the boy eat for breakfast? Food

AARgh my name is AWsaing the nawant of the where of amzai Giant rabbit bunny

Why did the kid lose his nose? because his brother chopped it off with an axe.

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