- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jim: You wanna hear a funny joke? Tim: Sure Jim: Well, if you want a funny joke, this isn't the place to be.

I'm going as the joker for halloween

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

How many seals does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Depends on how high the ceiling is.

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A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

Why did a girl get an STD? She had sex.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungie cord? My ass.

what did the guy think who woke up with his hands and feet nailed to a barn. IS THIS BECAUSE IM BLACK!

What has 17 eyes, 43 toes, 11 feet and, 9 heads? A 17 eyed- 43 toed- 11 footed- 9 headed monster.

Why is it easy to steal candy from a baby? Because the baby is smaller, weaker and would not pose any threat.

I was just thinking of how much i laughed at the challenger launch.

roses are red violets are blue polar bears are white grass tends to be green

whats floppy and smells like trout? trout.

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. That is highly improbable, due to the fact he is in a wheelchair.

What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

Roses are red violets are blue Timmy what are doing with that gun?! Bang....

what did the black kid get for christmas? I dont know....whatever he wrote on his wishlist.

Why did the man eat the turnip greens? Because he was morbidly obese, and needed to maintain a proper diet.

Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

What's the best sound in the world? Children screaming

Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

why was little timmys mother so upset on mothers day? Because he had been abducted earlier that week

two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

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