- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What came first... the chicken or the egg? How am I supposed to know?

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? HE WAS DEAD STUPID IDIOT.

Knock Knock who's there its black george washington.

Whats red and tastes like parsley? Not Red Parsley

whats the difference between 10 Ferrari's and 10 dead babies ? i dont have 10 Ferrari's in my garage

What did the clown say when he was denied health insurance? Nothing, he died of his pre-existing heart condition.

I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

Why couldn't Bobby attend his friends wedding? He was struck by lightning. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Bobby

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: seven raped six's mom

Difference between African children and a fat boy? nothing, they're always hungry.

How can humans fly? Well if you run and jump of a cliff...nevermind you would just smash your face on the ground. I guess that isn't technically flying.

A bar walks into a man

George Washington delivered a short speech to his troops before they crossed the delaware river. Here it is: "Get in the boat."

A Mormon walks out of a bicycle store.

Why'd Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There Not Sally Why was the boy sad? Because he dropped his ice cream cone Why'd he drop his ice cream cone? Because he got ran over by a bus Why'd he get run over by a bus? BECAUSE SALLY WAS DRIVING

ah-ah. the proper response to an anti joke.

Knock Knock! Who Is it? You, Tig

A Jewish man answered his phone one day. The man on the line said he'd kill him and all his family. The Jewish man then hung up the phone and resumed his everyday life.

What do Richard and Judy have in common? Nothing.

A blind man who spoke English and a deaf man who used sign language went to a bar together. Although they didn't communicate they had a wonderful time.

What happened when the chicken crossed the road? It entered a KFC and had the unfortunate suprise of having its head cut off.

what's body surfing? sounds dumb.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

What do you call a chicken that can't lay eggs? a rooster

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