Where did Ben go after being hit by a high speed train? Underneath the train's wheels.

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I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger. Then I got stabbed.

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there were two cyclists cycling down a main road in china at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace, one being chinese and the other irish. why did the irish man get stopped and the chinese man not? because the irish man had in fact raped and murdered a young child in his native home town and then fled the country to china.

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Two boys go down stairs on christmas day. They fall and die.

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What did the Colombian say to the Peruvian? Quieres lleyo?

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Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

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Stacey has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Stacey.

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I don't know about the rest of you, but I HATE funerals.

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Q. What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A. Cancer

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Two great white sharks are swimming in the ocean together, one turns to the other to speak, but doesn't because sharks can't talk.

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se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

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What do you call a black man with no job? Unemployed

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What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

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what do you call a farm without animals a house with a big yard

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer, the bartender quickly takes out a shot gun and shoots the horse because he is secretly dealing horse meat to tescos

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died.

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have alzheimer's Hey I just met you Coopn8r

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little miss muffit sat on her tuffit eating her curds and weigh along came a spider and sat down beside her and said hey whats in the bowl?

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hi, my name is zack, i have a boner from the girl to my right(;

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How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

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i hate when your sentence doesn't end as you testicle.

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Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? 15 minutes in the oven.

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Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

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What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in circle.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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