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"Is your fridge running?" "Yes, I believe so" "You'd better go make sure, because I put some chicken in there and it didn't seem very cold to me"

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Q: How do you do to get an elephant down from a tree? A: Wait for the fall when the leaves start falling you shoot it down.

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I guys look at this new game I bought, what is it, it's called penis it's supposed to be toatally hard

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Why did Timmy mow the lawn? He didn't particularly like the way it looked Why did Timmy fall down the well? He is retarded and thirsty How did Timmy die? He had stage three lung cancer Why cant Timmy drive a car? He has been dead for three years

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What did the sad orphan with liver cancer get for Christmas? Pictures of dead babies to put things in perspective.

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Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

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What did Larry do when little Billys baseball crashed through his window? He raped and murdered little Billy for Larry has raped and murdered many children.

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How do you make a baby understand what you want? You color yourself purple, wear a yellow shirt, and do cart wheels while singing "The wheels on the bus go 'round and 'round!"

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Roses are red Violets are blue The other color on our flag is white I'm an American and rhyming doesn't matter

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What did the lady say to the boy who's parents just died? Haha, your parents just died.

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a suicidal man walks up 49 floors and enters a room and opens the window. hes worked there for 5 years and the air condition is broken

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What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

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What does an Asian do in a library in his school? Write one of these.

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How do you get children to behave? Chop them up.

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Roses are Black, Violets are Black, I am Ray Charles

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What is wrong with being a black Jew? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

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whats the differnce between madalin macan and batman?...batman returns

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what is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 11 dead babies in a trash can

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What do you call a black airline pilot? An airline pilot.

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Whats brown and rhyme's with "Snoop?" Dr. Dre

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What did the depressed teenage fat kid do to resolve his issues? Commited suicide.

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an irishman walks past a bar a.w. j.p.

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What did the giraffe say to the walrus? Nothing. Giraffes can't talk. What did the Scotsman say to the walrus? Nothing. Scotsmen can't talk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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