- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a man that is hurt? A: you call him an ambulanse

You wanna pop a bottle? I hope you are referring to bottles of water as I am underage and I refuse to partake in any said consumption of alcoholic beverages

One time there was a man walking down the street. Wrong, it is physically impossible to walk down a street, you can only walk along it.

What's red but smells like blue paint? Red paint.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? 'Get in the batmobile Robin'

Sometimes you have to stop and smell the roses. Unless they are next to the trashcan where you put your little sisters diapers

Maths.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause Magic Johnson has AIDS

The man walked into the church and stayed there.

Why did the man eat the apple? He had just witnessed a cow butchering and decided to become a vegitarian the moment he got home. He now lives in 1st degree depression because of what he saw 2 hours ago.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

why did no one like Ashley? because she was a bitch!

roses are read violets are blue my fanny is orange I have the flu my name is gemma

Why did a blond killed herself? She couldnt find a corner in a round room.

what is bad about being a black jew? you have to sit in the back of the oven

How do you get free money? Hire a black man to rob a bank.

What do you call a kid with leukemia and no arms? Names.

your mom is so rude that she took her t shirt of and her bra of she was not naked how did she get so rude she drank till one brain cell was left

There was a cat and a copy cat. the regular cat jumped off a cliff. How many cats are left? 2 Cats have 9 lives!!!

What's dark, scary, and full of puppies? My van. I lied about the puppies...

What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

the firefighter says to the other firefighter: hey firefighter, are we going to fight a fire?

Why did the stop sign run a red light? Because it couldn't see its face...

Why did the man cross the street? He just wanted to .. i don't see why not, i mean he could have gotten ran over by a train on a road but who knows he could have been run over by a turtle!

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