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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How man people does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1 an electrician

What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

Your playing NBA 2k12 and some one steals the man your covering and you scream "THAT'S MY MAN!" what sounds wrong in this situation?

How old was the baby when it took its first steps? That question is impossible to answer due to the fact the parents had an abortion and the fetus remained unborn.

Why did David Hasselhoff talk to his car? Because it was KIT from knight Rider and had voice recognition software and so could understand him

Why did the chicken cross the road? His whole family killed themselves.

A guy finds a genie bottle. He rubs it. A genie appears and grant him 3 wishes. He wishes for a splendid woman, a lot of money, and a house.

Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he was on his wheelchair.

There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

Q: How do you find the population of Mexico? A: Take a census

A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

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A bar walked into a bar. To get to the other horse.

What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

An alligator crawled into a bar Animal control is promptly called and he is released in a nearby lake

How many British people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Two. One to screw in the lightbulb, and one to hold the flashlight because the room is probably dark.

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I f*cked your mom You have aids.

Sarah Palin.

What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

How many Polacks does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to change the lightbulb, one to hold the ladder.

If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

Life is like a bucket of wood shavings. Except when they're in a pail. Then it's like a pail of wood shavings.

My gifts to my gf included: A diamond ring, a sports car, a house in malibu, a new credit card, a private jet, but most importantly, a Refrigerator.

How can you make sure your friend wont die of cancer? Decapitate him

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