A smiling Frog talks with a lion O O U What do u eat for breakfast lion? V V T T Smiling frogs __(___ |____| O O -

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A kid goes into the ocean on a boogyboard and then gets eaten by a shark because the shark thought he was a seal.

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What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

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Why did the man get go to sleep? He got hit in the face with a hammer.

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A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. Imams do not drink alcohol so this joke has a logical flaw.

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Q: What does a really poor kid say to his friends? A: I hate over working for 75 cents an hour...

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What did the poor family eat for thanksgiving? Food

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The Police. She told me she was nineteen.

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What did micheal Jackson get for Christmas?a restraining order!

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A white man, a black man, a Mexican man and a Chinese man were on the same bus. The didn't socialize cuz that would count as racism

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sandwich. roller coaster. brain sprout. cholera, meander. time. rivet.porcupine. mayonaise. frying. x-ray forever.

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My left foot has 6 toes, my right face has 8 Q-tips -Matt

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whats worse than having the flu? having cancer

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why was the frog sad..... because it was stappled to the boys face

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Why does the man have mayonaise in his pants? A: I don't know, I was hoping you could tell me.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares

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What do you call a drummer without a girlfriend? Homeless

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How do you know a black man's been in your backyard? If you throw a barbecue and your friends of African-American descent decide to bring cold cuts.

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What's worse than catching aids? - already having aids.

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why did bob marley die because he did also he smoked weed he was naughty!

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Two men walk into a bar. An hour later another man sees them knocked out on the ground. Q: What Happened A: They walked into a BAR.

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What did the whale say when he ran into a wall? - Oh Shit

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who should be competing in the paralympics? Brent the retard!

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. One rainy night an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them out for drinks. The friends had a wonderful trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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