- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's another word for Manslaughter? My new Hobby

What did Yoda say to Darth Vader? The only time the two had talked Darth Vader was still Anakin therefor, he said nothing.

Q. What do you call a headless boy in a river A. A headless boy, in a river.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

How come the man could read the directions? Because it was right side up.

why did the man slip on the knife? he wanted to commit suicide

Your momma is so fat, she doesn't have a birthday. She has a birthweek.

Roses are red Violets are blue The other color on our flag is white I'm an American and rhyming doesn't matter

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, FUCK, MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!

why was the boy sad he had a frog stapled to his face

Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because black people are usually stronger than chicken. If they weren't, chickens would probably eat fried black people.

I have a dirty joke. Poop.

What's the difference between communism and race mixing? Zey come for our blood, but drown in zeir ovn!!!!!

A black man walks into a bar and he orders a margarita. The bartender says that the margaritas are exceptionally delicious in this bar. He was right.

Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

What do a chicken and a grape have in comon? - They're both purple, except for the chicken.

Why did the girl fall off the stage? Someone shot her.

My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

Why did the bus crash? Because the bus driver was a potato.

A man walks into a bar. There is no one there.

What do you call a yelling, enraged Asian man? A fucking asshole.

What do you call a bird that can't fly? an ostrich

What do you call a bunch of white men sitting on a bench? The NBA.

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