- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

Why did David Hasselhoff talk to his car? Because it was KIT from knight Rider and had voice recognition software and so could understand him

What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

How man people does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1 an electrician

Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

What do you call a drunk, blind, deaf monkey driving a car? A bloody good driver!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were 5 brothers chasing it with a bat.

How did the mexican cross the border? He went through border patroll, and then later became a legal citizen of North America

Q: What race was Jesus Christ? A: None, he's not real

if someone chucks skittles at u and says "taste the rainbow!!!!" chuck m&ms at them and say "Im not afraid!!!!!"

Why couldn't the boy write his name because he had no arms.

Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

George Lopez never said anything funny in his life.

what is green and red and goes 100 miles per hour? frog in a blender

What's worse then 1 bee sting? -2 Bee stings. What's worse then 2 bee stings? -The Holocaust. What's worse then the Holocaust? -3 Bee stings.

what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

Why doesn't the farmer have a dog? He doesn't like dogs.

What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

What happens when your school teacher gives you homework over the break? You give your teacher homework too!

If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

What's red but smells like blue paint? Red paint.

One time there was a man walking down the street. Wrong, it is physically impossible to walk down a street, you can only walk along it.

What happened when the car hit the man? He died.

Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

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