- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a blonde a, a red head, and a brunette crash land on an island, they all died within a week...

Whats the difference between males and females? fe

Your moma so ugly she should go see a plastic surgeon.

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The rabbi survives.

Q. What is worse than a worm in your apple? A. Hitler

What happened when the boy got caught with his hand in the cookie jar? He gets shot in the face by Santa.

A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

Why didn't Johns book get published? He had dyslexia.

What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

What do you call a fat guy running on the street? Nothing because you should respect his effort trying to improve his health.

Q: Whats a spanish teacher who cant speak spanish A: duhh. it called an english teacher

Your momma's so fat: She regrets not making the most of her youth whilst she was still attractive.

Why did timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at hm

Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

What did the Asian man say to the taxi driver? Diarrrhea

who likes gay porn and has dirty littlesweeneys thathesticks up his hole? Jahn Willems

What do people call the completely paralyzed man with no eyes? David, his name.

Why did Kelsey run out of eggs? Horses don't have much sperm.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

Why did the school fall? Because a hurricane hit.

Person 1: I need an adult.... Person 2: I am an adult. Person 1: I need another adult... Person 2: My friend's an adult too. Person 1: I need a third adult Person 2: GOD UR NEEDY!

What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

A man walks into a bar, and promptly leaves because he left his kid in the car.

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

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