- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks in to a bar, remembering he was actually going to the hardware store, he heads out and leave.

What did the giraffe say to the walrus? Nothing. Giraffes can't talk. What did the Scotsman say to the walrus? Nothing. Scotsmen can't talk.

why did the chicken eat chicken noodle soup? Because he killed his brother.

A horse walks into a bar and the bar asks "Why the long face?". The horse replies " I am deeply troubled by the anthropomorphic aspects of my existence and the extent to which I am now protected by law."

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

A white man is running away from a black man. Because they are Playing tag. A gaming involving to touch the other person

Guy 1: Why did Captain Hook die? Guy 2: Because he wiped his anus with a hook? Guy 1: No, because everyone dies.

Why was the kid dizzy? He ran in a circle repeatedly.

What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls over.

Whats faster than a black guy with a tv? His brother who is a dentist and drives a fast sports car.

What do you call a homosexual in a wheelchair? A cripple

Why'd Carly fall off the swing? She got hit by a bus

"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Red." "Red who?" "Red any good books lately?" Suddenly, the séance lost credibility.

What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.

Actually, Ylvis had a dog named Say. When he peed in the studio one evening, Ylvis said, "What the fuck, Say?"

A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

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What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

Two members of the KKK walk into the bar into a bar. The bartender asks, "what do you think of Obama?" One of the KKK members says "he is my President, I respect him."

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How many seals does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Depends on how high the ceiling is.

Q: Why did princess Diana crops the road? A: Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt

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