Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

What did the cat say to the other cat? Woof.

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here I don't get it

why did the chicken cross the road? it didnt it got hit by a bus.

What do you do when you find a black guy bleeding on your porch? You should call an ambulance! This man is hurt!

What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

I have read and agree to the terms of midget sex service - View Terms of Service

What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

Why did Jack like oranges? - Penis

How do you get a slave to stop screaming from the rope he is hanging on? You stop messing around and you hang him already!

Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

Your mother's so fat that when she goes through rotating doors, the doors rotate around her.

why is caleb mears sucha perv? becasuee its calebbbb ahahahahahahah

What do Grant and Lee have in common? They're both black males

Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

why was the man afraid of the tree? Because it ate his mother!!!!!!

Why are black people like jelly beans? Nobody likes the black ones

You're so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she kissed your forehead and called you beautiful.

i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Dinosaurs are extinct.

Cripples are lame.

What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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