What would you do for a klondike bar? Walk to the corner store to buy one.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to his party? Because he used to be alive and was burned to death by an overturned truck carrying chemical's so his family canceled the party to organise the funeral.

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whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? - The boy scout comes home from camp.

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what did the blind kid boy get for Christmas? he doesn't know because his parents are mute.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why did the man ask the IPhone to marry him He was smoking weed

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Hey Jew. What? Shut up.

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What has feet, but no legs? An alien.

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What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what you named it.

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

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A praying mantis is very graceful

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Grandpa loved a good joke, he died laughing. The doctor said it was a severe stroke probably brought on by smoking aggravated by high cholesterol and high blood pressure.

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Who has two thumbs and lost them? Me but I can't really point at myself due to the lack of thumbs.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from a Black family reunion.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing, because they weren't made. Cupcakes were made instead. Sorry, Muffins.

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knock knock, whos there, isaac touch my titty

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"Merry Christmas, Mom! My gift to you is...ME!" "I brought you into this life you disrespectful brat!" He then proceeds to a cliff.

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a naked man walks into a bar the police arrived 10 minutes

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Interrupting Doctor Interru--- You Have Cancer...

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Have you seen the blind man's new house? No. Neither has he.

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How do you make your children nice? You dont have any.

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why did rhys jones get shot. because he was there

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If u read thus your awsome .... And if your a emo kid with rainbow hair and a 3 inch penis then NO your bad

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Two Canadian men are sitting in a room. Man 1: Do you know what happens when you shoot a wolverine? Man 2: No. Man 1: It absorbs the bullets, duh. The second man proceeds to go outside with a gun. He returns in a few minutes. Man 1: What did you do with that gun? Man 2: I shot a wolverine. Man 1: What happened? Man 2: It fell over and died. I think you watch too much X-Men.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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