How many sheets did the Asian want on his bed? "You sheet on my bed I kill you!"

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What did the prison inmate get for Christmas? A warm chair to sit in

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Whats brown and smells bad poo

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What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

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What's in the sky? Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's a helicopter.

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knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

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Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

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why did you poop because you are a poop

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Who ate my sandwich? The office appliance that fell from the sky.

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why did the chicken cross the road? well... to get to the other side.

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Why the kid can't get off the water? Because your feet is on his head

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Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

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whatdumb and gay stewart price

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Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

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What is yellow and white and goes 150 miles down a railroad track? a duck.

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

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Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

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Why did the jew ask for $10 back after he lent a boy $2? Because of inflation

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What did the coconut say to the lizard? Nothing, the coconut fell off the tree and killed the lizard.

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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy lost all his hair. Turns out he had brain cancer and died at age 30.

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An anti joke a day... really doesn't actually do that much

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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What has 2 legs, a heart and a conscience? YER MA

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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