What did the marshmallow say to the other marshmallow? We are both bananas.

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Roses are red, My name is Dan, I have a gun, get in the van

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Your mother is so fat, she is at great risk for developing diabetes mellitus type 2.

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A guy walks into a bar. He must have been blind or something.

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Q: Are their Jews in Hell? A: No, because Hitlers there

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What starts with 'd' and ends in 'ick'? dick -XH

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Q: Why did the dead baby cross the road??? A: It was stapled to the chicken.

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Why did the other reindeer make fun of Rudolph? He had a small penis

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Q: Why was the american flag red, white, and blue? A:Because that's how it is!

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Why did the bakery run out of the business? They weren't making enough dough

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A jew walked into a bar Hitler said.... A jew walked out of a concentration camp

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Why didn't gram-pa give his grandson a Birthday present? Because he had Alzheimer's and forgot about him.

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An american, canadian, and mexican are on a skyscraper. Canadian: (pulls off maple leaf) we have to many of these in our country (throws off building) Mexican: (pulls out burrito) we have to many of these in our country (throws off building) American: (looks at mexican) we have to many of these in our country (pushes mexican off building)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Beacause the destination he was trying to reach was across this road Notice how he tried This is because he got hit by a car but know one cares for him

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Q: Why did Sarah fall off the swings? A: She had no arms Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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knock knock who's there boo Jenny had a heart attack due to the scare, she was taken to hospital and died

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What do you do when you have a baby and your being shot by a terrorist. You use the baby as a shield.

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What did rangler get on anti joke? Thumbs down.

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whats the difference between a grape and an elephant? the grape is purple

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whats black and hangs from my tree my neighbor

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How do you make a person dissapear? You can't that would break the laws of physics, so therefore rendered impossibe.

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What grows best during the cold Winter season? The number of deaths among homeless people.

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A man jumped off a 30 story building. What did he learn? Nothing. He died instatly when he hit the ground.

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What is green and red and flies 100 miles an hour? Super Frog.

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