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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She got shot in the head by her drunk step-dad.

What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

what does the sloth say to Jonah reincastle? nothing Jonah is the sloth

asking someone to check ur broken wing mirror to fall into that persons arms by accident is not a good idea

What did the Rabbi get for Christmas? Nothing because as you know Rabbi's are members of the Jewish community and therefore don't celebrate Christmas.

why was the cream sad? he was frozen and turned into a popular dessert

what is black and white and read all over? A penguin in a blender

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are baked until ready and then enjoyed be the person who made them.

A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

Whats the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? Megan Fox is alive

What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

What did the world's greatest bowler say when he got a gutterball? "Spare me the irony!" Get it? It's because he's made of metal.

Why is Coldplay really big in Japan? They're tall guys.

What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

I read a haiku. It was honestly quite good. That's basically it.

What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

Why did one sausage become scared of the other sausage? The first Sausage said " Hello " and the second Sausage said " OMG a talking sausage!!!" ...Jk sausages dont talk.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a pub. They order drinks, then leave without speaking to each other. It was pure coincidence they walked into the bar at the same time. They had no connections to each other, them being from three different countries.

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