- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

Knock knock. Who's there? Andy. You're late, I've been piss-arsing about waiting for you to get here.

What do you call a midget mixed with a T. rex? Dinosaurs are dead and this is a highly un probable situation. Therefore, I do not know.

a one fingered leper was sitting one day on the beach playing cards. When a stranger asked to play,hide and go seak. well the oner finger leper licked his invisible finger and said "which ways the winds blowing pete. .-poot-

Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shotgunned in the ass

What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

What does Jason say when he rages on cod ? I hope your family gets slaughtered in front of him ..

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

2 doctors are talking to each other? -Dead? -Dead.

theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

What's the difference between a piano and a fish? A piano is an instrument, fish is an animal

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? The kickstand was broken and the child whom of which owned the bicycle no longer had the need for training wheels.

what kind of sex did ethan have? webcam sex

What do you call a really bad band? One with a poor guitar player, a bad bass player, sloppy drums, obnoxious vocals, and all of the songs sound the same. Or Nickelback.

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

What happened when the man went to the bar? He got drunk, drove home injuring a young teen mother, brutally assaulted his wife to the point of death. He's in prison serving 3 life sentences.

Why did Johnny play piano with one hand? Because he lost his other one in a mining accident when he was 10. Johnny lives in rural Perú so he had to support his 6 younger brothers and sisters by working in a child factory.

What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

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