- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What happened when the man went to the bar? He got drunk, drove home injuring a young teen mother, brutally assaulted his wife to the point of death. He's in prison serving 3 life sentences.

Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

Insert joke that isn't even an anti joke = The new jokes on anti joke now.

yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

Why does Eli Manning play for the Giants? Because he is huge.

What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is promptly arrested for sexual harassment.

whats worse than death getting your nuts ripped of by a rabid racoon

Your momma's so stupid, she has a lower than average IQ!

What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

Your sex life.

whats fun about the governement's jokes? nothing, they are actually serious

Knock-Knock Who's there? The UPS guy dumb ass

A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

Why are all black people fast? They aren't its a stereotype.

Roses are red violets are blue next thing you know my D*** is in you

What did Batman say when he saw Robin? Hey look it's Robin

What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

What is the name of the car? What

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??