I have a friend named Dave, he lost his ID and now we call mim Dav

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what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

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What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She got shot in the head by her drunk step-dad.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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asking someone to check ur broken wing mirror to fall into that persons arms by accident is not a good idea

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia And so do I..

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Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

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An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

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Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

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What is not funny Bad jokes!????

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2 sheeps are outside having a great time One sheep walks up to the other sheep and says: hello The other sheep says: hello Now what I want to know: what ally do you get your drugs from

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Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

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Roses are Dead, Voilets are, too Now shut up and say nothing Because we're watching you

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why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

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Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

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A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

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Red are roses Blue are violets Dyslexic am I.

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A horse walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything or say anything because it is a horse. It proceeds to walk around and knock over a few tables before finding the door.

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why was the cream sad? he was frozen and turned into a popular dessert

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a pub. They order drinks, then leave without speaking to each other. It was pure coincidence they walked into the bar at the same time. They had no connections to each other, them being from three different countries.

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A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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