There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinic depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

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What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

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What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing ? Because she lost her balance and the force of gravity put upon her was too great for her to bear, resulting in her fall.

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Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

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What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

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Two peanuts were crossing a road. One was salted.

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What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

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steven hawking walks into a bar

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Do you know what a rhino really is? It is a really fat and oversized unicorn

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Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

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The president is invited to a party at Bill's house. Suddenly the house catches on fire. Who survived? No one, they all died.

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A frog jumped on the lilly pad, it sank and drown and all of the tadpoles didn't have a mother and inevitably died

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A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

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What did the elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. -Albert Einstein... LOL JOKES my name is PJ.

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The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

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David Cameron

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some weirdo nerd was just convicted of a hit and run Just kidding. All he did was suffocate your dad with a whoopee cusion.

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Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

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You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

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How do you make an idiot in suspense?

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how do you know when you've had too much to drink? . . . when you're dead.

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What did the magician say to the little boy after he "cut" his mother in half. She is dead now. Your dad is on Row 4, he is crying.

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guy walks into a bar.... Ouch.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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