- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you here about the 2 guys who wanted to go to Paris? They didnt go!

My friend was driving me home from a party, and was quite drunk. I was relieved that we did not get into a car crash.

A blonde girl walks into a hairdressers and asks for a slight trim. She leaves the hairdressers fairly happy with the result although she was unhappy with the price which she later concluded was most likely because of the rising inflation. However overall she felt it had been a successful outing.

what did one toilet say to the other toilet? i would love to flush u

Why did the chicken cross the road? Too get to the other side. Duuu no one crosses the road to get killed.

I walk up in the morning feeling like pdidy who's pdidy grab my glasses out the door I have no glasses girl going to hit the city how do I hit the city ugh this confersasion is over song hmmff

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? Cue annoying little kids saying WHAT!!!!!!!!! A: To check out all the chicks

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Yo momma is so ugly that she should probably consider suicide

Why did the man die? He had a terrible form of flesh-eating bacteria and he suffered a lot of pain.

How do you get a one-armed man out of a tree? you wave.

.Ttwo guys walked into a bar. The third one ducked.

Knock Knock. (No answer) Knocker: " I guess the resident of this home isn't home at this hour."

The Piglodocus has been featured in films such as "Jurassic Pork" and "Land before Swine".

knock knock. who's there? just open. just open who? you're really dumb aren't you

Person A: I think your father might be a thief, I'm not sure though. Person B: How come? person A: I cannot find my virginity. Person B: I apologize my dad taught me well.

How can you tell a blonde a brunette and a red head apart? Ask them if that is their natural hair color.

What happed when the homeless shelter went out of business? -Everyone went hungry and died.

What do you call a car with no wheels? Trash

Why did the blond have a wierd look on her face? Because she was ugly

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

Why did the man lose the poker match in the jungle? He was playing a cheetah.

* two sisters are making yo mam jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

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