- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender? A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car 2 hours later your brother finds you and told you that him and your wife have been cheating on you and your kid is his.

What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

A duck walks into a bar. Then he walks out.

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Your mother is so fat, she developed diabetes and was rushed to hospital. She might not make it.

Q: What do you call a stop sign in the winter? A: A stop sign in the winter.

When Hitler was a girl she had hyjenical warts and when she got older she had beast cancer.

Why did the 18 year old girl take her clothes off? To take a shower

what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

what's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? when you slap a mosquito it stops sucking:)

why did the pancake eat a spanish holiday? Because a plane crashed into his condominium

Chuck Norris doesnt eat honey, hes allergic to it.

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What does a fish and a truck have in common? Nothing. One is a fish & one is a truck.

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

penis. nuff said.

Why did the blonde leave the lamp on while sleeping? Because it helps to see in case you need to get up in the middle of the night. YOU THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO SAY "BECAUSE THEY'RE A LIGHT SLEEPER!" MUAHAHAHAHAHA

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

Knock knock! Who's there? A doorbell-salesman

there's a bus full of black people what do you call the white bus driver? coach.

Whats black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

S + B + B = SB fuckin' B

What did the man with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike

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