- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A dyslexic man walked into a bra

Q: What's black and hangs from a tree? A: A tire swing.

Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

how many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

Yo mamas so dirty she has to take showers regularly so the stench of her pungent body odor is at a minimum.

Whats 9 plus 10? 19

What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

Roses are red, violets are blue if God makes us beautiful, Who made you?

John's life hasn't been the same since committing suicide 13 years ago.

Why couldn't the old man see the Moon? Because he was blind and it was daytime.

Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

What do you call a fat jew? A person that most likely has an eating problem and needs to seek help from the nearest rabbi

What is lil Wayne's real name? Dwayne micheal carter jr.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Fire extinguisher? One puts out a fire the other one fuels it.

Q: Why could John say goodbye to his girlfriend ? A: He didnt have one

Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

What do you say to a cat with a helmet on? Silly cat, you rhyme with hat but you shouldn't wear one.

whats red and brown and goes about 30mph? a squirrel in a blender.

Yo mama's so ugly, She cured cancer.

So there was this cracker sitting on a bench. A pigeon picked it up and flew off. Probably ate it afterwards.

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

Knock knock! Go away. I'm busy masturbating, and it would be extremely awkward if you were to entire my residence at this time. Please return at a later hour.

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