A black guy and a Puerto Rican are in a car. Who's driving? Most likely one of the two, because if they were not that would be illegal.

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Why couldnt the man stop dancing? He had Parkinson's.

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Look down at your keyboard. Notice that U and I are together? <3 Also notice that J and K are together too!:P

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How old is victor? Half past dead

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How does a printer work? You plug it in.

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I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

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What's the difference between 2 pieces of meat? Nothing

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What do you call a popular rap and hip-hop artist? Tunde

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How did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

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Whats worse than losing your entire family in a car accident? Luikimia

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Why was the man's foot hurting? Because he was being fed into a wood chipper

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

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Robert Palmer: Doctor Doctor give me the news! Doctor: You have contracted lung cancer and AIDS. You will die before Christmas.

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why was the kid crying his dad is a alchoholic

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Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

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What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? One if part of the four main food groups, and one is not.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

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Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

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What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

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A black man has just died on your porch. What do you do? Immediately call for medical assistance and perform CPR.

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A man walks into a bar. Splash.

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How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

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Whats funnier than 24 ? 25

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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